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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/7/2016 2:29:25 PM
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[b]Omnus rolls, and a sudden glare comes from the trees. On top of them, Zyln stands, with his bow raised. Instead of an arrow, a massive Sun Spear, which glows so brightly, it can be mistaken for a star. Zyln himself is about a mile and a half away.[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]
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"NOO! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND!" [b]Theresa cries from behind Smough.[/b]
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"Shit...I'm so sorry..." [b]The Nameless King appears behind Theresa.[/b] [i]"I'm sorreh for ur loss..."[/i]
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[b]She cries harder.[/b] "Oh, Nameless... it's just that...." [b]Her face hardens.[/b] "[i]You haven't replied to the quest.[/i]" [b]All of Vio's characters cower in fear as Theresa raises Rose of Flames.[/b] "[i]YOU. SON. OF. A. BIIITCH.[/i]"
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[i]"Hold on...jeez."[/i]
