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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/7/2016 12:26:14 PM
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[b]Zyln rolls backwards, stows his swords, and dashes off west, into the trees. Omnus seems to know what Zyln was doing, and he used The Voice as a jump pad, kicking off him, and slamming into Yuria.[/b]
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[i][u]"Is it? Ok..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah...."
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[u][i]"...Right..."[/i][/u] [b]She moves it around more.[/b]
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"So... this is a little awkward...."
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[i][u]"Yeah. I should go."[/u][/i] [b]Yuria gets up.[/b]
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[b]So I'm guessing it's a big KNOPE to the non-canon drama? -blam!-.[/b] [b]Omnus nods as she stands.[/b]
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[b]Iza would hunt your ass down XD[/b] [u][i]"I'll see you around, I guess."[/i][/u]
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[b]But I'm SO bored.[/b] "Yeah... see you."
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[b]Go (Lenny) with Iza then![/b] [b]Yuria leaves.[/b]
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[b]BORING! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! I have an idea. How about an alien kidnaps and rаpes somebody?[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]
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"NOO! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND!" [b]Theresa cries from behind Smough.[/b]
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"Shit...I'm so sorry..." [b]The Nameless King appears behind Theresa.[/b] [i]"I'm sorreh for ur loss..."[/i]
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[b]She cries harder.[/b] "Oh, Nameless... it's just that...." [b]Her face hardens.[/b] "[i]You haven't replied to the quest.[/i]" [b]All of Vio's characters cower in fear as Theresa raises Rose of Flames.[/b] "[i]YOU. SON. OF. A. BIIITCH.[/i]"
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[i]"Hold on...jeez."[/i]
