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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/7/2016 1:31:03 AM
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[b]Kicking off the ground, Omnus' robot legs propel him over The Voice's head, and he aims his pistols downwards, firing at his head, almost point blank.
Zyln and Yuria seem to be at a standstill, each blocking and striking.[/b]
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[i][u]"Y-yeah...definitely..."[/u][/i]
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"It's a lot stronger than your old arm."
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[i][u]"Is it? Ok..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah...."
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[u][i]"...Right..."[/i][/u] [b]She moves it around more.[/b]
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"So... this is a little awkward...."
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[i][u]"Yeah. I should go."[/u][/i] [b]Yuria gets up.[/b]
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[b]So I'm guessing it's a big KNOPE to the non-canon drama? -blam!-.[/b] [b]Omnus nods as she stands.[/b]
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[b]Iza would hunt your ass down XD[/b] [u][i]"I'll see you around, I guess."[/i][/u]
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[b]But I'm SO bored.[/b] "Yeah... see you."
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[b]Go (Lenny) with Iza then![/b] [b]Yuria leaves.[/b]
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[b]BORING! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! I have an idea. How about an alien kidnaps and rаpes somebody?[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]
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"NOO! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND!" [b]Theresa cries from behind Smough.[/b]
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"Shit...I'm so sorry..." [b]The Nameless King appears behind Theresa.[/b] [i]"I'm sorreh for ur loss..."[/i]
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[b]She cries harder.[/b] "Oh, Nameless... it's just that...." [b]Her face hardens.[/b] "[i]You haven't replied to the quest.[/i]" [b]All of Vio's characters cower in fear as Theresa raises Rose of Flames.[/b] "[i]YOU. SON. OF. A. BIIITCH.[/i]"
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[i]"Hold on...jeez."[/i]
