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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/6/2016 6:37:15 PM
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"Oh? Sweet!" [b]The Voice raises his staff.[/b]
[b]Yuria raises her Dark Hand, but can't hold it up any longer after the 5th hit, and she takes the sixth hit to the stomach. Immediately, she jabs into Zyln's stomach.[/b]
English
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"Hey, you alright? Try flexing your muscles. Punch something."
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[b]Yuria's new cybernetic arm starts moving.[/b] [i][u]"Wha...oh..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah, weird, right?" [b]Omnus smiles.[/b]
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[i][u]"Y-yeah...definitely..."[/u][/i]
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"It's a lot stronger than your old arm."
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[i][u]"Is it? Ok..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah...."
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[u][i]"...Right..."[/i][/u] [b]She moves it around more.[/b]
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"So... this is a little awkward...."
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[i][u]"Yeah. I should go."[/u][/i] [b]Yuria gets up.[/b]
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[b]So I'm guessing it's a big KNOPE to the non-canon drama? -blam!-.[/b] [b]Omnus nods as she stands.[/b]
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[b]Iza would hunt your ass down XD[/b] [u][i]"I'll see you around, I guess."[/i][/u]
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[b]But I'm SO bored.[/b] "Yeah... see you."
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[b]Go (Lenny) with Iza then![/b] [b]Yuria leaves.[/b]
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[b]BORING! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! I have an idea. How about an alien kidnaps and rаpes somebody?[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]
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"NOO! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND!" [b]Theresa cries from behind Smough.[/b]
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"Shit...I'm so sorry..." [b]The Nameless King appears behind Theresa.[/b] [i]"I'm sorreh for ur loss..."[/i]
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[b]She cries harder.[/b] "Oh, Nameless... it's just that...." [b]Her face hardens.[/b] "[i]You haven't replied to the quest.[/i]" [b]All of Vio's characters cower in fear as Theresa raises Rose of Flames.[/b] "[i]YOU. SON. OF. A. BIIITCH.[/i]"
