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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/6/2016 6:32:05 PM
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"Uh... I think?" [b]Omnus says, rolling to the side. He dashes towards The Voice, Soul Cutter blazing.
Zyln stumbled, but quickly regained balance. He dashed at Yuria again, this time slicing at full speed with both swords; a total of 6 slashes in the time it would take to slash once with each sword.[/b]
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[b]Yuria grits her teeth, shaking intensely afterwards. She falls over, breathing loudly and still shaking.[/b]
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"Hey, you alright? Try flexing your muscles. Punch something."
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[b]Yuria's new cybernetic arm starts moving.[/b] [i][u]"Wha...oh..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah, weird, right?" [b]Omnus smiles.[/b]
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[i][u]"Y-yeah...definitely..."[/u][/i]
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"It's a lot stronger than your old arm."
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[i][u]"Is it? Ok..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah...."
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[u][i]"...Right..."[/i][/u] [b]She moves it around more.[/b]
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"So... this is a little awkward...."
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[i][u]"Yeah. I should go."[/u][/i] [b]Yuria gets up.[/b]
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[b]So I'm guessing it's a big KNOPE to the non-canon drama? -blam!-.[/b] [b]Omnus nods as she stands.[/b]
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[b]Iza would hunt your ass down XD[/b] [u][i]"I'll see you around, I guess."[/i][/u]
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[b]But I'm SO bored.[/b] "Yeah... see you."
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[b]Go (Lenny) with Iza then![/b] [b]Yuria leaves.[/b]
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[b]BORING! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! I have an idea. How about an alien kidnaps and rаpes somebody?[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]
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"NOO! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND!" [b]Theresa cries from behind Smough.[/b]
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"Shit...I'm so sorry..." [b]The Nameless King appears behind Theresa.[/b] [i]"I'm sorreh for ur loss..."[/i]
