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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/6/2016 6:28:48 PM
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[b]Yuria meets the swords with Darkdrift, stopping them in place. She knees Zyln in the stomach before jumping away.
The Voice suddenly taps on Omnus's shoulder.[/b] "So how is Iza, anyway? She got off the drugs?"
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"Alright... but don't start yelling in pain, and attempting to rip my arm off, like that other guy. K?" [b]He moves the robotic arm to where Yuria's arm was missing. Where the joint would be, there are a bunch of strangely organized wires. He places the arm on her, and immediately lets go. 10000 watts of electricity surge into Yuria from the arm, and a massive explosion of gas occurs, nearly blowing Omnus right out of the room. The arm stays attached.[/b]
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[b]Yuria grits her teeth, shaking intensely afterwards. She falls over, breathing loudly and still shaking.[/b]
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"Hey, you alright? Try flexing your muscles. Punch something."
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[b]Yuria's new cybernetic arm starts moving.[/b] [i][u]"Wha...oh..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah, weird, right?" [b]Omnus smiles.[/b]
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[i][u]"Y-yeah...definitely..."[/u][/i]
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"It's a lot stronger than your old arm."
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[i][u]"Is it? Ok..."[/u][/i]
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"Yeah...."
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[u][i]"...Right..."[/i][/u] [b]She moves it around more.[/b]
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"So... this is a little awkward...."
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[i][u]"Yeah. I should go."[/u][/i] [b]Yuria gets up.[/b]
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[b]So I'm guessing it's a big KNOPE to the non-canon drama? -blam!-.[/b] [b]Omnus nods as she stands.[/b]
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[b]Iza would hunt your ass down XD[/b] [u][i]"I'll see you around, I guess."[/i][/u]
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[b]But I'm SO bored.[/b] "Yeah... see you."
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[b]Go (Lenny) with Iza then![/b] [b]Yuria leaves.[/b]
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[b]BORING! BEEN THERE, DONE THAT! I have an idea. How about an alien kidnaps and rаpes somebody?[/b]
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[b]... What the actual -blam!-, Vio. XD.[/b]
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[b]PFFT. IT WOULD BE FUN. "A green, but beautiful alien walks into the dojo. He kidnaps Ornstein, before saying "PREPARE THY ANUS""[/b]
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[b]Ornstein disappears. It was a phony! A big fat phony![/b]
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"Ah, -blam!- you!" [b]The alien yells, searching for its next target. It's bi, soooo.[/b]
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[b]Smough grabs it from behind.[/b] "Hey."
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"Oh, would you like to bang?" [b]The thirsty alien asks, unfazed.[/b]
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[b]Smough does us all a favor and crushes its brains.[/b]
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"NOO! THAT WAS MY BOYFRIEND!" [b]Theresa cries from behind Smough.[/b]
