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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/1/2016 3:14:33 AM
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[b]Ravelord Nito, UnrepentantDiso, Inflatablepants and Zane... [/b]
*Somewhere off in the distance, the fourth wall falls down.*
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] Woah! Did you hear that?
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[b]What?[/b]
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You didn't?... Never mind...
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[b]Oh, um, okay...[/b] *She gives the man a strange look.*
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[spoiler]*laughs*[/spoiler] Mhm... [b]He starts whistling.[/b]
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*She just stands there awkwardly, adjusting a little.*
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So... Wanna play cards?
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[b]I'm not sure...[/b]
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Why not? Are you afraid? [b]He stands up and picks up the knife.[/b]
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*She crosses her arms.* [b]I'm not afraid, I'm just not in the mood to play cards.[/b]
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Sure... [b]He pulls out the sword.[/b] Wanna fight?
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[b]I guess... Sure...[/b]
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[b]He starts to run at you, zigzagging across the field.[/b]
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*She just raises the axe into a guard.*
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Hm... [b]He raises the sword to strike at you and release a flurry of attacks. [/b] Hahaha! [b]You can hear music playing in his helmet.[/b] [i]The only card I need is the Ace of Spades! The Ace of Spades![/i]
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*As he raises the sword, she swings the axe, going to catch him in the side.*
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Woah! [b]He jumps out of the way, but you hit him in the leg. [/b] Augh!
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*She swings the back of the axe blade down on his left shoulder.*
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[b]He blocks with his sword, and his gloves start to absorb some of the energy from his blade.[/b] ...
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*She swings the axe at his other side.*
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[b]He takes the hit, and you cut him in half.[/b] Ow! Jesus, that hurt.
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[b]Oh my god!!![/b]
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It's fine! It's fine. [b]Tentacles start to come out of his sleeves. They stitch his body back together.[/b] Tada!
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*She vomits.*
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [b]He stands up.[/b] So [i]thats[/i] what dragon vomit looks like.
