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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/31/2016 11:42:46 PM
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"Huh. Congrats, I guess."
[i]"WARNING-SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED."[/i]
[b]The Assaultron's head starts spinning rapidly as a nuke inside of its chest is revealed.[/b]
[i]"Surprise mother-blam!-ers!
NUCLEAR DETONATION IN 5...
4...
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2...
[b]1...[/b][/i]
"GET DOWN!"
[b]Nothing happens.[/b]
English
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[b]Was that supposed to explode and kill us all or something...[/b] "If it was then it clearly didn't do it right..."
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[i]"...Shit."[/i] "Oh. Huh. I think it was. Maybe."
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*Sketch starts violently shaking the assaultron.* "WHO ARE YOU, WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE AND WHY DID YOU JUST TRY TO SHOOT MY GIRLFRIEND THEN BLOW HER UP?!?!?!?!?! ANSWER MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
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[i]"CHILL OUT."[/i]
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"You chill out!!!"
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[i]"I am."[/i]
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"Then answer me!!!"
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[i]"Uh...I came around here to BLOW SHIT UP but then, there was this lady with tea! And I gave up BLOWING SHIT UP so yeah. My designation was WA-18. I wonder why."[/i]
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"I have no idea what you are talking about..."
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[i]"Think her name was...Maya! Yeah. I think...hold on..."[/i]
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"Maya? But she joined after me and I don't remember you..."
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[i]"...Yeah, it was Maya. I think...yeah. Oh, and Tubbs...and Mortar. Huh."[/i]
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"But... How did I miss you then???" *Both Sketch and Leyla look confused.*
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[i]"Hell if I know...I'm just a robot. Hell, a man trapped inside a lady robot's body...damnit."[/i]
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[b]You don't really look female to me...[/b]
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[i]"The original Assaultrons were supposedly female...it was a joke."[/i]
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[b]But you aren't designed to be female...[/b] "It's not a very good joke..."
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[i]"Ugh. Should I go back to being loud?"[/i] "No. Stay quiet please."
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[b]Now... Are you done trying to kill us or are you going to keep trying to if we let you run around here without supervision?[/b]
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[i]"...Well...I guess I'm good..."[/i]
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"Are you absolutely sure?"
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[i]"Yep.."[/i]
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*Sketch let's go of the assaultron and Leyla steps away from the door, leaving it open.*
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[i]"So, um..."[/i]
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[b]What?[/b]
