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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/29/2016 1:34:58 AM
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[b]Ornstein and Smough walk by, chatting loudly.[/b]
"So anyway, I was li-"
[i]"Hey, guess what? I don't care.
You should totally go fight Clare over there though."[/i]
"WHAT?! No. Not happening."
[i]"Why not? You like her? I'm telling Nora..."[/i]
"Shut up. Fine."
[b]Smough chuckles as Ornstein walks over to Clare, drawing his spear.[/b]
"Fatass over there wanted me to fight you, so...
Damn. That's one hell of a scythe..."
[b]Smough is shaking his head, laughing and leaning against a wall.[/b]
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"Hm. Nah, I already was stabbed in the chest once today. I think I'm good."
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"Ha." [i]"What? Bullshit."[/i]
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"It's true, though. Gore stabbed me, sword only barely missed my heart."
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[i]"-blam!-ing asshole."[/i] "Hmm. Welp, that's good." [i]"How is it good?!"[/i]
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"Is my near-death good, now?"
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"Wha...no! Of course not!" [i]"You evil sonuva bitch!"[/i] "You just called our mom a bitch!" [i]"I know!"[/i]
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"Wow. Hm. I must've come off as more of a jerk than a thought...."
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[i]"How are you a jerk? You're not that bad. Sorta funny, too."[/i] "I'm not funny?!" [i]"No. You're an asshat."[/i]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/29/2016 1:56:37 AM"Hm. Coming from you, Smough, that isn't much."
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"What?!" [i]"Heh."[/i] [spoiler]Orn-"" Smo-[i][/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Shit. I meant Smough.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Ha.[/spoiler] [i]"Why not?"[/i] "Ha!"
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"What? You know, I'm getting confused...."
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[i]"Yeah, I am too. Should I go ahead and crush Orn or something?"[/i] "Wait, what?!"
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"That sounds fun. I might join in."
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[i]"Hell yeah."[/i] [b]Smough lifts up his hammer.[/b] "Guys..."
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[b]Clari raises Bloodred Skies.[/b]
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"OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO." [b]Ornstein starts to back away as Smough slowly approaches.[/b]
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[b]Orn backs into Clari, who had suddenly appeared behind him. She gets uncomfortably close to Orn.[/b] "All you need to do is ask nicely," [b]She whispers into Orn's ear.[/b]
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"No...no no no no..." [i]"Just stay still, alright? It'll be easier for all three of us."[/i]
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[b]The blade of the scythe touches Orn's throat softly.[/b] "It'll hurt... a lot...."
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[b]He's shaking.[/b] "I...I...I'm a Lieutenant!" [i]"...And? Doesn't mean you can't run away from this."[/i]
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"Hey, if we bang, I'll let you off...." [b]Clari licks Orn's ear.[/b]
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[spoiler]OH GOD[/spoiler] "I'm...I'm in a relationship already though..." [i]"Yeah...we should just beat him up."[/i]
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[spoiler]Heh. Clari's weird like that.[/spoiler] "Hey, you know, I don't care... but it would be easier to just do what Smough said...." [b]She licks Orn's other ear.[/b]
