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Edited by Splashback77: 7/28/2016 7:35:11 AM
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Destiny Patch 2.3.1, The Beaver Uprising

Once upon a time, I played Destiny. I downloaded the latest patched, and was pumped to get moving. I logged onto my Warlock and set course for the Tower. I loaded in, to only get kicked. That's when I met the first beaver. And on my screen said, [quote] F**k you. The beavers shall rise again. Oh by the way I kicked you from the game world, b***h. Get Good. -Errorcode Beaver.[/quote] I loaded up the Tower again, only to a different message from Errorcode beaver: [quote] Understand that this is an uprising. Nothing can stop me or my brethren. Muahahaha! -Errorcode Beaver[/quote] I tried everything, turning off my Ps4. Disconnecting and reconnecting my ps4 to the internet. But the Beavers returned. When all was lost, my older brother, busted into my room and asked, "Are you getting constant Errorcode Beaver hate messages?" "Yes!" I replied. So we reset the internet. The hate message I got was. [quote] Lol, noob you think reseting the internet can spare you from the Beaver Uprising. Get back to playing Minecraft, scrub. -Errorcode Beaver[/quote] I only cried for 4 hours. So I went onto the Errorcode section of Destiny to find a s**t ton of beaver complaints. I warned my Group/Clan Providence Writers about the uprising. And I read the help forum to see what Bungie had to say about the Takeover. Blah blah blah, CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING blah blah NIGHTFALL PROBLEMS WITH BEAVERS ATTACKING THE LOOT SYSTEM. And I watched as the Beaver Errorcodes slowly crept into the other categories of the Bungie forums. Now, Day 2 of Beaver Uprising and the Errorcode has crept into my soul and made me be rude to Salamanderis, the Creator of Tower High and Flynn the douche Hunter from Triple Threat Titans. [b]BUNGIE THIS ERRORCODE IS MORE THAN JUST AN ERRORCODE IT'S AN UPRISING! NERF ERRORCODE BEAVER TO THE GROUND!! I mean, PULL YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND FIX THE BEAVER UPRISING!![/b]

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