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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Orn:
7/28/2016 1:28:17 AM
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[b]Yuria sits on a bench nearby, eating popcorn. Ornstein and Smough join her, though Smough remains standing. Anri is walking around drunk, sitting down. Patches falls from the roof and lands on Smough.
They're all watching the fight.[/b]
English
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[b]Vio, Fentis and Clari sit nearby as well, watching.[/b] "Weird." "[i]They're both weird.[/i]" "[u]You're all weird.[/u]"
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[i]"Hey dragon-bitches."[/i] [b]"You're the only bitch here, Orn."[/b] "Oh shit!" [u]"Damn Smough..."[/u] [u][i]NICE ONE![/i][/u]
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"That wasn't even a burn." "[i]Can you think of a better one, Clare?[/i]" "Depends, lesbo."
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[b]Smough picks up Clare with his right hand.[/b] [b]"Y'know...how do you like? Seriously."[/b]
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"Huh?" "[i]What?[/i]" "[u]Eh?[/u]" "[i]Yuria, who are you rooting for?[/i]"
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[b]"Who. Do. You. Like. I know you like someone. I will find that someone. And you two will get drunk and eventually bang like these two right here. All the time."[/b] [b]Smough seems to have been pointing out Vio and Anri.[/b] [u]"Really?!"[/u] "Honestly, I'm not rooting for either. This is sorta stupid."
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"Chivalry never dies!" [b]Arthur jokingly yells out jokingly from the battlefield.[/b] "Huh. You, Smough." "[u]WHAT THE SHIT!?![/u]" "[i]Oh my god....[/i]"
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Edited by Orn: 7/28/2016 2:29:21 AM"Love you too, dumbass!" [b]Smough bursts out laughing.[/b]
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"You should, that wine was ridiculously expensive!" [b]Arthur calls back.[/b] "No, but seriously, Smough. Your dick has to be a foot long, considering your size. I might have to go Stage Two just for it to fit-" "[u]Please stop, Clare.[/u]"
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"Sure it was." [b]"Woah woah woah. Leave the dirty thoughts to Ornstein, Jesus.[/b] [b]Seriously, I'm staying away from all of this relationship crap. Too confusing. Though Orn would love to talk about it, wouldn't he?"[/b] [i]"My god, you're annoying.[/i]
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"Seventy five million credits. I had to grave rob my parents for you." [b]Clari laughs.[/b] "See, that's the thing. I don't like anybody here. I'm a -blam!-ing dragon."
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"Good." [b]"Oh, thank god. I got worried for a little bit there."[/b]
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"Actually...." [b]Clari looks at Fentis.[/b] "[u]No. No. No way-[/u]" [b]Clari jumps on top of Fentis, and smooches him right on the mouth.[/b] "[i]WHAT THE -blam!-?!!?[/i]"
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[b]"YEAHAHA!!"[/b] [i]"My god."[/i] [u]"Aww..."[/u] [u][i]"That's -blam!-ed up. Like, really."[/i][/u]
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"[i]I'm scarred for life.[/i]" "I am too!" [b]Arthur calls out.[/b] [b]Fentis mutters something that sounds remotely like 'kill me now' before smooching back.[/b]
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[b]"They're actually pretty cute together."[/b]
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"[i]I'm gonna kill myself now. Anri, you wanna come with.[/i]" "Romeo and Juliet actually happened! I watched it with my own two eyes!"
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[u]"Yeah..."[/u] [b]"This is too sweet."[/b]
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"[u]Clari! Marry me![/u]" "Fine!" "[i]Holy shit, that was fast....[/i]"
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[b]"Wait, what?! Holy shit, Batman!"[/b]
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[b]The two continuing smooching each-other.[/b] "[i]I'm scared, Anri....[/i]"
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[u]"C'mon...we'll go to a safe place."[/u] [b]Anri starts to lead Vio somewhere else.[/b] [b]"Orn. Go get the flowers. And a camera."[/b]
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[b]Arthur puts the pause button on the battle, and runs over.[/b] "Okay, I can start working on wedding invitations."
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[b]"Alright, good...Yuria will be a flower girl, I guess."[/b] "Really?!"
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"Don't worry, Yuria, love. I shall be flower boy, by your side." [b]*smooching intensifies*[/b]
