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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/27/2016 2:25:20 PM
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*Caesar sighs*
Fine. Damn, had Crossbow been with me this would be more even. Oh, well.
*Caesar lunges at you, making even more afterimages*
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[b]The lion chases after the false versions of him, whilst Siphyus writes something else down in his book.[/b]
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*Caesar jumps at syphilis and slices his book in half* No more fanfics.
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[b]The two parts of the book burst into flames, which light the floor on fire. The fire was purple, and extremely hot.[/b]
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*Caesar backs away from the book* Least now you can cross Author off your list of hobbies.
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[b]Another book materializes in his hands[/b] "I've actually tried being an author. Didn't work out well." [b]He opens his book and writes something in it. Suddenly, the ground shakes and small cracks start to appear.[/b]
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*Caesar rolls to a large chunk of ground* Eh, I've had worse fights than this. A shame you didn't come here earlier, you could have fought a guy named Mortar. The guy was strong, I'll give him that
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[b]The cracks expand further[/b]
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Speaking of him... *The ground begins to shake, and a massive robotic worm flies out from between two cracks and tackles the lion*
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[b]The lion turns to liquid again[/b]
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*The worm turns and begins attacking you*
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[b]Siphyus hastily scrawls something in his book and the worm hits an invisible wall.[/b]
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*The wall slows him down but doesn't stop as you are tackled and are burrowing in the ground. You are then thrown in the air*
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[b]He lets go of the book mid air and it falls to Caesars feet[/b]
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*Caesar stabs the book as hard as he can*
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[b]The book starts burning and Siphyus falls to the ground. More cracks start appearing.[/b]
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*Caesar throws the book in a crack and dangles syphilis over a crack*
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[b]Another book reappears in his hands whilst he is dangling. He writes something down and waits.[/b]
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*Caesar lowers him so his waist is in the crack*
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"Go ahead. I don't mind."
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Eh... I'll pass. I was just thinking that you were closing the cracks. Would have been fun to see your lower half explode like it was filled with gunpowder, but nah... *He raises you up and slams you on the ground*
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[b]Suddenly, the rock pillar beneath them starts to crumble[/b]
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Crap. *Caesar jumps to another one*
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[b]Siphyus falls with the rock. The rock underneath Caesar starts to crack and break aswell.[/b]
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*Caesar jumps up to a tree*
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[b]The tree falls in with the ground beneath it[/b]
