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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/27/2016 1:05:21 PM
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What is it you're writing? Wait, if it's a fanfic I don't wanna know
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[b]The book starts glowing and a large, blue figure grows by Siphyus's side[/b]
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Who that? *Caesar points his blade at the figure*
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[b]The figure grows into a large, white lion-like creature[/b]
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Oh, great. Just another thing to kill. *Caesar lunges at it, stabbing at it*
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[b]The sword goes right through it, and it's skin ripples like water[/b]
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*The blade is blazing in it's emerald green flames. It begins to boil at the thing*
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[b]It does not boil, just sits there.[/b]
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Dammit. *Caesar runs back to the man and stabs him*
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[b]The lion jumps in front of the sword[/b]
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*The sword goes through the lion and stabs the man*
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[b]Siphyus leaps back and the lion leaps on top of (your character. Forgot name). The lion isn't liquid anymore, but solid[/b]
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*Caesar attempts to get up* No fair, you got help* *Caesar constantly knees the lion and gets out from under it*
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"But I created the help. So it is fair." [b]The lion grows at him[/b]
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*Caesar sighs* Fine. Damn, had Crossbow been with me this would be more even. Oh, well. *Caesar lunges at you, making even more afterimages*
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[b]The lion chases after the false versions of him, whilst Siphyus writes something else down in his book.[/b]
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*Caesar jumps at syphilis and slices his book in half* No more fanfics.
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[b]The two parts of the book burst into flames, which light the floor on fire. The fire was purple, and extremely hot.[/b]
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*Caesar backs away from the book* Least now you can cross Author off your list of hobbies.
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[b]Another book materializes in his hands[/b] "I've actually tried being an author. Didn't work out well." [b]He opens his book and writes something in it. Suddenly, the ground shakes and small cracks start to appear.[/b]
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*Caesar rolls to a large chunk of ground* Eh, I've had worse fights than this. A shame you didn't come here earlier, you could have fought a guy named Mortar. The guy was strong, I'll give him that
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[b]The cracks expand further[/b]
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Speaking of him... *The ground begins to shake, and a massive robotic worm flies out from between two cracks and tackles the lion*
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[b]The lion turns to liquid again[/b]
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*The worm turns and begins attacking you*
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[b]Siphyus hastily scrawls something in his book and the worm hits an invisible wall.[/b]
