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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/26/2016 1:44:19 PM
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"What do we lure her with?"
"[i]Incest is wincest.[/i]"
"WHAT DO WE LURE HER WITH."
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"I'm not in love with Sapphire I'm in love with Leyla! Now let's just try luring... Uh, um..." *He freezes when he realizes what he just said and looks at them.*
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"Whoa, dude." "[i]Brooo, that is waay cool.[/i]"
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"H-huh?"
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"Shipped." "[i]Don't be like that.[/i]" "Do you need girl advice?" "[i]You don't even have a girlfriend yet, Zeln.[/i]" "I can pretend you are." "[i]Ew, definitely not.[/i]"
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"As good as it felt to say that... Can we just get back to figuring out how to lure Sapphire back to my box?"
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"Oooookay." "[i]But tell us if you need anything![/i]" "What were we luring her with, again?"
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"Thanks, and do you have any food on you? That might work..."
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[b]Zeln pulls out a massive bag of beef jerky.[/b] "[i]No, Zeln! We're saving that for a long stakeout![/i]" "Well, it doesn't seem like we're going to have to stakeout...." "[i]Ugh... fine....[/i]"
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*Sapphires eyes widen and she starts purring but Sketch suddenly stands between you and Sapphire.* "No! Put that away!"
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[b]Zeln quickly puts the beef jerky away.[/b] "Umm, okay?"
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"We don't eat mammals... She may want to when she's lost control but trust me, she won't be happy when she goes back to normal... Do you have any chicken or fish or something?"
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[b]Zeln pulls out fresh, dead chicken from who-knows-where.[/b] "Here." "[i]Where did you get that?[/i]" "Шллатаоьаадлвцдвл." "[i]Ohh, of course.[/i]"
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*Sapphire leaps at Zeln in an attempt to get the chicken.*
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[b]Zeln lifts it higher up.[/b] "Oh, well, now we know what she wants."
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*She tries grabbing it with her claws.* "You should probably start running..."
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[b]Zeln dashes towards Sketch's room, Ez in pursuit.[/b]
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*Sapphire is following close behind Zeln. Sketch runs in front and opens up the box.* "Throw the chicken in!"
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[b]Zeln throws the chicken in.[/b]
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*Sapphire runs over Zeln and into the box, Malik flies out of the box squawking just as Sketch closes it up. Malik flies up into a tree growing next to Sketch's box and lands on a low branch.* -What the f#%& is going on!? What happened to Sapphire?!-
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"What the heck is that?" [b]Zeln points towards Malik.[/b]
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(Malik is a two headed bird that is about the size of a small bobcat. He has red and black feathers, a long tail and he's telepathic.) -I'm Malik, a mirror mirror bird... Who the heck are you and what the heck is going on?!-
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"Well, Sapphire went nuts." "[i]That's gross, Zeln.[/i]" "Only cause you made it! Oh my god."
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-Just tell me what's wrong with her!!!- "She lost control of her instincts Malik... That's it." -You couldn't have warned me? She could have eaten me!- "I didn't know you were still in the box..."
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"Anyway!" "[i]So, do we just... wait?[/i]"
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"Yep... You can leave if you want..."
