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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/25/2016 7:20:24 AM
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*Sapphire sets her hands on the counter, trying to see the turkey in the microwave.*
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"This is hilarious..." [b]After about five minutes of reheating, Anri removes the turkey, and sets it on a plate.[/b] "Ok...do I cut this up, or... Yeah. I'll cut it up." [b]She goes to get a kitchen knife to cut the turkey into smaller pieces.[/b]
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*The second Anri goes to get a kitchen knife, Sapphire grabs the turkey in her mouth, pulls it onto the floor and starts ravenously eating it...*
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[b]She turns.[/b] "What th..." [b]She sighs.[/b] "I should've known..."
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*She just continues eating the turkey, she's already eaten about half.*
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[b]Anri just lets her eat away at the turkey, sitting back and watching.[/b]
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*Once she finishes, she walks back up to you, purring and looking at you expectantly.*
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"Please don't tell me you want more..."
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*She just tilts her head a little.*
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"What?" [b]Anri goes to the couch and turns TV on.[/b]
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*She gets up onto the couch next to you and wants again starts licking your face.*
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"Oh...hey." [b]Anri sits there for quite a while.[/b]
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*After like seven minutes she sneezes on you and then wanders into your bedroom.*
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"Oh no. Sapphire! No!" [b]Anri follows her there.[/b]
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*Sapphire starts walking around sniffing, getting into anything that's been left open.*
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"Sapphire..." [b]Anri tries dragging her out.[/b]
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*Sapphire just continues sniffing around the room, ignoring Anri's attempts to move her.*
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"Sapphire, please..."
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*Sapphire finally notices Anri and gives her a curious look.*
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"Go." [b]Anri points towards the living room.[/b]
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*She just looks at her uncomprehendingly and starts sniffing the bed.*
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"No no no!" [b]Anri tries picking her up and carrying her.[/b]
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*Anri fails miserably considering that Sapphire is 6 feet tall when standing upright. Sapphire climbs up onto her bed and starts walking around on it, sniffing.*
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"Screw this." [b]Anri goes to her fish and gets some fish.[/b] "SAPPHIRE!"
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*Sapphire doesn't respond.*
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[b]Anri returns, holding the fish.[/b]
