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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2016 11:06:36 PM
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[b]She opens her fridge, revealing at least 40 beers. She's already chugged down 2, and is drinking another.[/b]
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[b]i chug the rest with super speed[/b]
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[b]In about the 7th one, something really changes. You fall over, Anri standing over you.[/b] "Oh...you drank that one stuff! Nice..."
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Edited by Orn: 7/25/2016 12:35:36 AM[b]You black out. Several hours later, you wake up, covered in puke, beer, and feeling like a drunk hippo. Yes, I made that up. Anri is gone, really. Though several beer bottles lead somewhere.[/b]
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Gross... [b]i follow the bottles[/b]
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[b]They lead to the living room. Anri is passed out on the couch, surrounded by beer bottles. She's snoring.[/b]
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[b]i throw a bottle at her[/b]
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[b]It hits her in the head.[/b] "OW...why me..."
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Wake up ye bloody wanker!
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"No...I'm going back to bed..."
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[b]I throw another at her[/b]
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[b]It hits her again.[/b] "Hey...cut it out..."
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[b]i keep throwing bottles[/b]
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[b]She starts throwing bottles at you as well, catching them and throwing back. And laughing.[/b]
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GET DOWN!!! [b]i dive behind the couch[/b] [b]i start grabbing and throwing bottles at her[/b]
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[b]She does the same, laughing manically. Several minutes later, there are broken pieces of glass everywhere. Anri is laughing hysterically.[/b]
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[b]i look for another bottle to throw[/b]
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[b]There's literally none left. Anri is crying because of how much she's laughing.[/b]
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[b]i also fall and start laughing[/b]
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"This is...is..." [b]She can't explain as she starts laughing again.[/b] [i]"What the hell is going on?!"[/i] [b]Ornstein bursts in.[/b] [i]"ANRI!"[/i] "Y...yeah?!" [i]"TUBBS!"[/i]
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[b]continues laughing even harder[/b]
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[b]Anri gets up, still laughing.[/b] [i]"This is sick! What the hell is wrong with you?!"[/i] [b]She's about to respond when she suddenly throws up all over Ornstein.[/b]
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[b]laughs harder than anyone ever has before[/b]
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[b]Orn starts screaming as he runs out. Anri is laughing manically too. She eventually falls over on the couch.[/b]
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[b]i get up, crying of laughter[/b] [b]I also sit on the couch[/b]
