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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Orn:
7/24/2016 1:54:48 PM
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[i]"Oh yeah. This place is a hellhole alright."[/i]
"It is not!"
[i]"Is too. Cowboys and demigods and mass murderers all come around here just to kill eachother. Then bring themselves back so they can kill themselves again."[/i]
[b]Orn looks stunned.[/b]
"That is not how the Dojo works..."
English
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"[i]They'll need prosthetics.[/i]" [b]Ez grabs Zeln, and picks him up.[/b] "AH! CAREFUL! OHHH MY ARM IT HUUURTS...."
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"...We can always use the reconstruction thingy, but..." [i]"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"[/i]
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"[i]A reconstruction thingy? How does that work?[/i]" "FUUUCK YOOU SMOOUUGHH!"
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"Uh...it allows people to regrow their limbs, vitals...just to keep them alive...you'll need their bodies though." [i]"FUUUCK YOU TOO VELN!!!"[/i]
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"[i]We'd better get them there, then[/i]" [b]Ez continues dragging Zeln.[/b] "WHO THE FUUCK IS VELN, BITCH?"
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[i]"YOU'RE HYPOCRITICAL, CALLING OTHERS BITCHES WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY A BITCH!"[/i] "Chill out." [b]Orn tries to drag Smough. He sorta does.[/b]
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[b]Hours later, they finally arrive at the dojo, both Smough and Zeln are passed out. Ez is sweating heavily.[/b] "[i]Ugh... my god....[/i]"
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"Just...a lil more...Y'know... Oh god..." [b]Orn opens the door to the Dojo, and continues pulling Smough.[/b] [spoiler]Inb4 drunk Anri.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]inb4moredrunkVio[/spoiler] "[i]I swear, I'm never letting Zeln fight ever again.... Lead the way....[/i]"
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[spoiler]XD.[/spoiler] "Y...yeah...ok..." [b]Orn leads Ez to a large building.[/b] "Lemme just...take him...and uh, yeah..." [b]He seems to be trying to pick up Zeln.[/b]
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[spoiler]Eks dee.[/spoiler] [b]He picks him up with ease.[/b] "[i]Where's the reconstructomabob?[/i]"
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"Hold on..." [b]Orn takes Zeln into the building, and places him inside of a large pod, large enough to fit a giant.[/b] "Alright..." [b]The pod closes, and Zeln's limb regrows.[/b] "Tada."
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"[i]Alright, and now for Smough's... leg.....[/i]"
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[b]Orn pulls Zeln out. Several hours later, and he manages to get Smough it. It's the same process.[/b]
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"[i]Phew. Now I can get some rest.[/i]"
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"Y...yeah. This is embarrassing, I'm so sorry..."
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"[i]It's fine. It's Zeln's fault.[/i]
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"No, it's not. I should've handled it better."
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[b]Ez yawns.[/b] "[i]No use thinking about it now. I'll see you later, Orn.[/i]"
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"Yeah...see you." [b]He stays behind, yawning.[/b]
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[spoiler]Fin?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I guess.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Did you want to do something?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nah. Getting Smough's leg ripped off and chopping Zeln's arm is enough.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler][b][i][u]TELL THE TRUTH.[/b][/i][/u][/spoiler]
