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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/24/2016 1:55:30 AM
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"Okay, I'll do that one... Just hold on a sec..."
*He finishes attaching something and then puts the gloves on which shrink a little to fit his hand.*
English
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LET'S WOLVERINE THIS SHIT!
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"I'm not sure what this has to do with Wolverines but okay, if you say so..." *He walks up to the tree and then gets into a guard, the inch-and-a-half long blades extend from his fingers and he slashes twice, easily cutting through the wood and leaving ten deep cuts in it.*
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YUS! THIS IS AWESOME! LET ME TRY
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[spoiler]I meant to say four deep cuts... Sketch only has four fingers.[/spoiler] "Here you go..." *He takes off one of the gloves and hands it to you, the second you touch it, one of its fingers splits into two.*
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This is trippy. *Crossbow punches the tree*
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*The blades don't extend out of the fingers, but you feel no pain in your hand from punching the tree either.* "No, you need to slash at the tree..."
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Oh. *Crossbow slashes at the tree*
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*You feel almost no resistance as the claws cut through the wood.*
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I've always wanted to do this. *He does it a few more times*
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"Do what? Scratch a tree?"
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With badass claws
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"Well now you sort of know what it's like to have my claws... Although mine are smaller... I scratch a lot of people by accident though..."
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Still pretty cool
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"Yeah, I guess..."
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Well... *He slashes one more time, then takes them off* They work well
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"Yeah, thanks... I got the idea from the ones that my mom used." *His eyes start turning purple but he shakes his head and they go back to green.*
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Cool. I imagined that they were from a superhero from movies and comic books named Wolverine
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"Oh, no... I didn't even know there was a superhero called that...
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Oh, really?
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"No... In fact, I don't know what a superhero is so..."
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Really? Never gad superhero movies or comics?
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"Um... No, not really... I still don't know what one is though..."
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Ah. Basically us, but they save humans on an apparently daily basis and many assume a human alias
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"Wow, they save people every day?"
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Yeah, but they're just in movies and comic books. We're the real deal, we don't have time to save them from smaller scale threats.
