Probably wake up terrified.
Walk around and enjoy it once I know what's going on.
Masturbate (why miss the opportunity?)
Take some NSFW photos of myself for when I'm myself again.
Try and get in some same-sex... well, sex.
Then, last minute, get a sex change operation back to what I was before the swap, so when the 72 hours are up I stay what I swapped to. Then when I really start to miss the sex I was at birth, switch back with another operation showing a selfie of my original self to the surgeon.
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I'd probably have at least 5 minutes of looking confused at a mirror
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Give that man a cookie
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Don't act like it's not genius.