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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/23/2016 10:38:51 PM
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[b]ZANE COMES IN AND RIPS FALK A NEW ASSHOLE. HE THEN SLICES HIS BALLS OFF AND FEEDS THEM TO HIS CAT NAMED BOB [/b]
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[b][i]I TEAR THE CAT APART AND TAKE MY BALLS OUT OF IT. I THROW THEM AT SKETCHES FACE THEN PROCEDE TO SHATTER ZANES BALLS WITH A KICK AS POWERFUL AS CHUCK NORRIS[/i][/b]
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[b]I BACKSTEP AND SHOOT FALK WITH IGNI, LIGHTING HIM ABLAZE[/b]
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[b][i]SINCE IM ON FIRE I PROCEED TO POUR GASOLINE ON ZANE. THEN PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. MAKING HIS LEFT SIDE EXPLODE[/i][/b]
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[b]I DON THE BATMAN ARMOR FROM BATMAN VS SUPERMAN AND BATMAN SLAP FALK ACROSS THE WORLD[/b]
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[b][u]I SAY MY MOMS NAME IS MARTHA THEN WE ARE FRIENDS. JUST KIDDING. -blam!- MARTHA. I SLIT BOTH THEIR THROATS THEN GUT YOU WITH A BUTTER KNIFE. THEN I USE THE SAME KNIFE TO SKIN OFF A LAYER OF YOUR EYEBALL[/u][/b]
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[b]JOKES ON YOU MY BLOOD IS VENOMOUS LIKE A SNAKE, IT GETS ON YOUR SKIN AND YOU START TO MELT[/b]
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[b][u]IM FILLED WITH DAMN DETERMINATION AND COME BACK AND SHOVE A POLL UP YOUR ASS. BUT I HAVE TO TAKE PUT THE ONE THAT WAS ALREADY THERE FIRST.[/u][/b]
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[b]JOKES ON YOU I REPLACED OUR POSITIONS SO THE POLL IS UP YOUR ASS[/b]
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[b][u]THAT MEANS I NEVER TOOK THE ONE OUT OF YOURS! GET REKT M8 -blam!- -blam!- ASS TITS[/u][/b]
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[b]EXPLODES KILLING BOTH OF US[/b] [u]In the afterlife[/u] You good now, vented everything out?
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Meh. We'll probably do this again
