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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/23/2016 4:08:46 PM
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[b]Clari and Fentis immediately enter Stage One, Fentis' skin turning a pure, snow-white, and Clari's becoming a dark, blood-red. A massive, house-sized cow appears from nowhere, and moos.[/b]
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[i]"Yeah...should we break up the fighting?"[/i] [b]Orn grabs her foot, electrocuting it.[/b]
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"[i]Probably....[/i]" [b]Clari is blasted back into Fentis, who uses her as a weapon against Orn, hitting him again and again with her body.[/b]
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[b]Ornstein grabs her and electrocutes her again.[/b] [i]"Oh...that can't be good."[/i]
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"[i]I don't think she's going to take very kindly to that....[/i]" [b]Clari roars, and her entire body lights on fire, and she punches Orn about a mile, before slamming Fentis into the ground underfoot.[/b]
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[i]"Oh..."[/i] [b]Some time later, Orn has returned and even more pissed.[/b]
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[b]Eventually, after hours of fighting, Clari, Fentis, and Ornstein lay on the ground, unconscious. It's almost midnight.[/b] "[i]That was... interesting.[/i]"
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[i]"Damn..."[/i] [b]Anri laughs a little.[/b]
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[b]Vio sighs, lying down next to Anri.[/b] "[i]What now?[/i]"
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[i]"We can carry them back to the Dojo...wait, hold on."[/i] [b]Anri pulls out a small phone.[/b] [i]"Can you call Smough? I...have no idea how this thing works."[/i] [b]The favorites are- Orn! Smo¡ Patchy? In fact, they're the only people that Anri has for contacts.[/b]
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"[i].... Hey, do you want my phone number?[/i]"
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[i]"Yeah, sure. However that works..."[/i]
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"[i]Okay, here.[/i]" [b]She takes your phone, types some shit, and gives it back. Anri has a new contact, Vïø.[/b] "[i]Hey, we don't need to leave just yet. It's nice out here.[/i]"
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[i]"Oh? Thanks. So, um... Whatcha wanna do?"[/i]
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[b]Vio moves closer to Anri.[/b] "[i]I think you already know....[/i]"
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[i]"Oh? Now I do."[/i] [b]Fades in black! Two hours later..,[/b]
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[b]Clari wakes up suddenly.[/b] "What happened?" [b]She notices Anri and Vio.[/b] "Wh-what the shit." [b]Fentis gets up.[/b] "Oh my."
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[b]Orn moves his arm.[/b] "My leg." [b]He gets up.[/b] "...Oh. Shit..."
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[b]Vio gets up slowly, and puts on clothes, before speaking.[/b] "Well, that was fun. Sooo. Who won, out of you three?"
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"ME! I smashed bitch boy in the face! And electrocuted bitch girl...thing. So...ME!" [b]Anri is snoring. And slightly naked.[/b]
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"Why the hell am I a "thing" now?" "[u]Since when did you smash me in the face? I crushed you into the ground.[/u]" [b]Vio wakes Anri up.[/b]
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"You just wanna be a bitch dragon? Sorry, I'm so confused. Also, you're still a bitch boy." [b]Anri wakes up.[/b] [i]"Whu...oh shoot..."[/i]
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[b]Vio covers Anri in a blanket.[/b] "[u]Nah, I beat you, Orn. And for the record.... I'M A DAMN DRAGON AS WELL.[/u]"
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[i]"Oh...thanks..."[/i] "Bitch-boy, Clari beat your disrespectful ass like I did your mother's. Get the hell out."
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"[u]... What are you, 12, Ornstein?[/u]" "I [i]did[/i] crush you, Fent." "[u]I sent you flying, Clare.[/u]"
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"She did. She-male did a little bit too."
