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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/23/2016 2:32:00 PM
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"This is gonna sound hilarious, but...
Either A, we still lure it into the ocean with whatever will catch its sense of smell, or...
B. The funnier plan.
Vio, can you create a giant cow or something? The illusion of one, anyway?"
English
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"[i]I should really stop falling on top of you....[/i]" [b]Vio says as Clari smashes Ornstein into a tree, while Fentis punches Clari's face.[/b]
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[i]"Heh. First you were drunk, now you got thrown at me..."[/i] [b]Ornstein gets back up, pissed. He tackles Clari and starts punching her in the face.[/b]
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"[i]Hey, I don't think I mind being this close to you....[/i]" [b]Fentis slams Orn onto the ground as Clari falls back.[/b]
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[i]"I don't mind either, but...let's save it for later, k?"[/i] [b]Ornstein crawls away, lightning coursing through him.[/b]
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[b]Clari regains her footing, and stomps on Orn's head.[/b] "[i]Alright.[/i]"
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[i]"Yeah...should we break up the fighting?"[/i] [b]Orn grabs her foot, electrocuting it.[/b]
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"[i]Probably....[/i]" [b]Clari is blasted back into Fentis, who uses her as a weapon against Orn, hitting him again and again with her body.[/b]
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[b]Ornstein grabs her and electrocutes her again.[/b] [i]"Oh...that can't be good."[/i]
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"[i]I don't think she's going to take very kindly to that....[/i]" [b]Clari roars, and her entire body lights on fire, and she punches Orn about a mile, before slamming Fentis into the ground underfoot.[/b]
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[i]"Oh..."[/i] [b]Some time later, Orn has returned and even more pissed.[/b]
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[b]Eventually, after hours of fighting, Clari, Fentis, and Ornstein lay on the ground, unconscious. It's almost midnight.[/b] "[i]That was... interesting.[/i]"
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[i]"Damn..."[/i] [b]Anri laughs a little.[/b]
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[b]Vio sighs, lying down next to Anri.[/b] "[i]What now?[/i]"
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[i]"We can carry them back to the Dojo...wait, hold on."[/i] [b]Anri pulls out a small phone.[/b] [i]"Can you call Smough? I...have no idea how this thing works."[/i] [b]The favorites are- Orn! Smo¡ Patchy? In fact, they're the only people that Anri has for contacts.[/b]
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"[i].... Hey, do you want my phone number?[/i]"
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[i]"Yeah, sure. However that works..."[/i]
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"[i]Okay, here.[/i]" [b]She takes your phone, types some shit, and gives it back. Anri has a new contact, Vïø.[/b] "[i]Hey, we don't need to leave just yet. It's nice out here.[/i]"
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[i]"Oh? Thanks. So, um... Whatcha wanna do?"[/i]
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[b]Vio moves closer to Anri.[/b] "[i]I think you already know....[/i]"
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[i]"Oh? Now I do."[/i] [b]Fades in black! Two hours later..,[/b]
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[b]Clari wakes up suddenly.[/b] "What happened?" [b]She notices Anri and Vio.[/b] "Wh-what the shit." [b]Fentis gets up.[/b] "Oh my."
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[b]Orn moves his arm.[/b] "My leg." [b]He gets up.[/b] "...Oh. Shit..."
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[b]Vio gets up slowly, and puts on clothes, before speaking.[/b] "Well, that was fun. Sooo. Who won, out of you three?"
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"ME! I smashed bitch boy in the face! And electrocuted bitch girl...thing. So...ME!" [b]Anri is snoring. And slightly naked.[/b]
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"Why the hell am I a "thing" now?" "[u]Since when did you smash me in the face? I crushed you into the ground.[/u]" [b]Vio wakes Anri up.[/b]
