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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/23/2016 2:32:00 PM
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"This is gonna sound hilarious, but...
Either A, we still lure it into the ocean with whatever will catch its sense of smell, or...
B. The funnier plan.
Vio, can you create a giant cow or something? The illusion of one, anyway?"
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[b]Vio can't seem to believe it. She smiles, and jumps on Anri, hugging her.[/b] "[i]Yes! I've been longing for the time when cows save the day! Can I kiss you?[/i] "No. Not happening. Cows are fine, but you're [i]not[/i] doing any of that stuff here." [b]Clari picks up Vio by the back of her shirt.[/b] "You're light. You don't eat enough." "[i]Hey![/i]" [b]Clari suddenly seems to see something, and lets go of Vio, falling down.[/b] "GET THIS DAMN COW OFF ME!" "[u]What? There are no cows...."[/u] [b]Clari looks befuddled for a moment, then;[/b] "VIO... I SWEAR TO GOD...." "[i]Alright! Time to kill a dragon! Come on![/i]" [b]Vio runs out of the dojo, Clari in pursuit.[/b]
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"...Wow. Look what I've done..." [b]Anri quietly follows Vio and Clari, humming along the way.[/b]
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[b]Fentis follows suite.[/b] [b]A few minutes later, they lead Anri to a massive mountain, with a cave at the top.[/b] "[u]This is the beasts' nest.[/u]"
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"Okay then... Vio, go ahead and get down to the beach and do your thing... I guess I'll have to lure this bastard out, so Clari and Fentis, you two get down there too. And get ready."
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[b]Clari and Fentis immediately enter Stage One, Fentis' skin turning a pure, snow-white, and Clari's becoming a dark, blood-red. A massive, house-sized cow appears from nowhere, and moos.[/b]
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[b]Anri laughs before heading towards the cave, drawing her straight sword just in case.[/b]
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[b]Inside the cave, a massive, black dragon is sleeping.[/b]
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"Well...here goes nothing..." [b]She picks up a small rock on the ground and chucks it at the dragon's head.[/b]
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[b]The dragons stops snoring, and opens his eyes. He roars, and the roar knocks you out of the cave.[/b]
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"Oh sh-" [b]Anri goes flying, getting up and looking back at the dragon.[/b]
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[b]The dragon soars out of the cavern, and grows in size until it is bigger than the mountain it came from. He stares at you, until the house-sized cow runs up to it, mooing with all it's might.[/b]
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"Shit." [b]Anri backs away quickly,[/b]
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[b]The dragon stares at the cow, which looks like an ant to him. The cow runs to the ocean, attempting to lure him there, but the dragon merely stares.[/b]
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"Yknow what, -blam!- you." [b]Anri chucks another rock at the dragon and begins running towards the ocean as well.[/b]
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[b]Fentis begins throwing hundreds of icicles at the dragon, as Clari spews fire, and the dragon roars. A black energy pulses from his body, and Fentis and Clari end up on the ground by the ocean. The dragon rises, and blasts off, reaching the ocean. He lifts one foot, and is about to strike their bodies that look smaller to the dragon than pebbles do to you.[/b]
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"VIO! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?" [b]Out of desperation, Anri chucks another rock.[/b] "We need Orn here..."
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[b]Vio was knocked against a tree, the dragon's tail having smashed her against on as he turned. She gets up, limping.[/b] "[i]Ow... that... really hurt....[/i]"
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"Shit." [b]Anri throws yet another rock at the dragon.[/b]
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[b]The dragon eats the rock, and turns to look at Anri. He opens his mouth, and a black orb of dark energy begins to form.[/b]
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"Vio. Get Ornstein. NOW." [b]Anri starts to run toward the ocean.[/b]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/23/2016 7:07:23 PM"[i]Where... where is he?[/i]" "No time for that! Fentis, Stage Two!" [b]Clari and Fentis begin growing, until each of them are ten feet tall, still retaining the same proportions, and growing wings. They go at the dragon, power increased from Stage One by tenfold. Each time they struck, the dragon roared, slashing at them. Vio began making an illusion, an illusion of a purple dragon about half the size of the empire state. The purple dragon annoyed the black one, while not harming.[/b] "[i]Where is Orn?"[/i]
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"Screw it, I'll go get him!" [b]Anri begins running to the Dojo. Ornstein is walking around.[/b] [i]"Hey, A-"[/i] "No time to talk, we need to go." [i]"Woah woah. Chi-"[/i] "DRAGON. BIG, NASTY DRAGON. NEAR THE OCEAN." [b]Ornstein suddenly switches gears and bolts towards the location of Fentis, Clari, Vio, and the hostile dragon. Anri is quite far behind.[/b]
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[b]The black dragon seems to sense Ornstein, and then;[/b] [i][b]DRAGONSLAYER ORNSTEIN. HOW ARE YOU?[/b][/i]
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"I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD! HOW ABOUT YOU?!"
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[b][i]A LITTLE ANNOYED,[/i][/b] [b]The dragon roars, and blasts the orb of energy straight at Ornstein.[/b]
