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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/22/2016 7:00:05 PM
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[spoiler]But let's be cereal about this.[/spoiler]
"Sure? I'm willing to pay for it."
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[spoiler]Cereal?[/spoiler] "No, I lost and forfeit. I also might eat... a lot. So, I'll pay."
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[spoiler]Yeah, cereal. Nevermind, it's a joke.[/spoiler] "Oh. Alright, but thanks."
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[spoiler]Explaining jokes makes them funnier :3[/spoiler] [b]Vio leads Anri to a large building, and a grand entryway.[/b]
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[spoiler]Some politician said "cereal" instead of serious. So yeah.[/spoiler] "Nice."
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[spoiler]A. Haha. Hahaha. That's funny. Lol.[/spoiler] "This place is supposed to be really fancy. 4 and a half stars."
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[spoiler]Man, cmon.[/spoiler] "That's good to know. What do they serve here?"
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[spoiler]Uh... HAHAHAHHAHA OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HJSMSNSJSJAJSBS[/spoiler] "Uh... not sure. Well, that's the fun part, right?" [b]Anri and Vio walk inside, and the room looks like the dining room of a castle. The ceiling is at least 25 feet high, with countless chandeliers decorating it. Everybody seemed to be in parties of two, all couples. A tall woman walks up to Anri, and speaks in a french accent.[/b] "Bonjour. How may I help you?"
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[b]Anri is stunned. For a moment, she doesn't even notice the woman.[/b] "Oh! Hi. Me and my friend here plan on eating...here." [b]Since this is pretty much the first time that she's ever been in a place like this, Anri is somewhat embarrassed.[/b]
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"Hm?" [b]The woman looks at Anri, then Vio. A glint of understanding reaches her eyes, and she smiles.[/b] "Ah, I see. How romantic! This way, please."
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[b]Genuinely confused, Anri follows. But not before looking at Vio.[/b]
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[b]Vio shrugs.[/b] "I didn't know it was [i]this[/i] fancy." [b]The woman leads you both to a table for two in the middle of the dining room, right underneath the largest chandelier.[/b] "Hello, my name is Adalie, I will be your server today," [b]She says.[/b] "Here are your menus, I will be with you shortly." [b]Vio and Anri sit down, and Anri looks at the menu. It is full of confusing french dishes.[/b]
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"Jeez..." [b]Considering that she's from another dimension, Anri has no idea what's going on. She looks through the menu, looking for something that she actually understands.[/b]
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"Um... I don't really know anything... french... oh, there's wine. You know, wine experts aren't really experts, they just pretend. And nobody needs to know I'm underage...." [b]Adalie returns, bringing bread, and butter.[/b] "Would you like something to drink?" "Uh... can we have a Sauvignon, please?" "Sure. I will be right back."
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"A Sau...what? This is way too confusing. But...bread. And butter. Good meal. Let's eat!" [b]Anri treats the bread like it's the actual meal. Considering what life she lived before coming here...it's not surprising.[/b]
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Edited by Cazberry Pie: 7/22/2016 7:52:51 PM"Uh... Anri, we haven't even ordered yet. The main meal is a lot bigger... speaking of which...." [b]The waitress returns, carrying a large bottle of wine.[/b] "Are you ready to order?" "Uh... can I have a... Coq au vin?" "Sure thing. And you, miss?" [b]She looks at Anri.[/b]
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Edited by Orn: 7/22/2016 8:02:25 PM"Oh, um... I'll have the Coq au...whatever it's called, too. Please."
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[b]The waitress smiles.[/b] "Sure thing." [b]She writes it down, and walks away.[/b] "Sorry about this. I didn't know it would be this fancy, and it would be... french. Anywho, what does Patches do for his business?"
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"Oh no, it's fine. Just new to this, I should be sorry.. As for Patches..." [b]Anri sighs.[/b] "He's a murderer. He kills off people that have valuable goods and the sells those goods on the market. He's relentless...maybe even heartless. I've tried making him a better person, but it doesn't work. Tell me Vio...should I just quit? Stop talking to him? He doesn't seem to change. He's a good friend, but these past weeks have been...awful."
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[b]Vio blinks.[/b] "I'm pretty sure killing like that is illegal. I know you've tried talking to him... but I think it's time to stop him completely."
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[b]Anri sighs.[/b] "But...how?! Without destroying our friendship."
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"Hmm. Well, why does he like his business of... killing, then?"
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"I... Y'know, I...I really don't know.."
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"Do you really want to be friends with a mindless killer?" [b]Before you can answer, Adalie returns to the table, holding a platter with two plates of Coq au vin.[/b] "Enjoy."
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"Thank you." [b]As the waitress leaves, Anri becomes much more serious.[/b] "I want him to change how he runs his "business". I'm trying to get him to actually act...innocent. To care."
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"I don't know. Let's... let's enjoy this restaurant, and talk about it tomorrow, huh?"
