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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/19/2016 7:53:04 PM
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*Caesar rolls and parries your spear away from you with his sword and holds it at your neck*
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[b]Orn grabs the blade, holding it tightly in place...[/b] [b]Smough is eating popcorn in the back.[/b]
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*The flames from the blade burn your hands as Caesar gives you a swift knee to the groin and another to your get. Then wrenches it away from you and slashes at your chest*
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Edited by Orn: 7/19/2016 8:08:15 PM[i]"That's it."[/i] [b]A familiar hammer slams into Caesar's side, pushing him away.[/b] [i]"I've had it with these mother-blam!-ing groin kicks...[/i] [b]Orn is about to get up, but not before Smough's hammer slams him into the ground.[/b] [i]"In this mother-blam!-in DOJO!"[/i] [b]Smough raises his hammer, now fully imbued with lightning.[/b] [i]"I killed Mortar, bud. Well, pretty much."[/i]
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*Caesar's eyes widen under his helm* You murdered him? Murderer! *Caesar lunges at you, trying to penetrate your armor*
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[b]Smough's hammer simply bashes him away.[/b] [i]"I guess I did. Though I respected him. Though I built him a tombstone. Though people have forgiven me for it. I guess I have killed Mortar."[/i]
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*Caesar seems to ignore that* This is for you, friend. *Caesar runs at Smough unpredictability and climbs on his back, stabbing his sword in Smough's back to stay on him*
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[b]Smough merely laughs and slams himself into the wall, smashing Caesar. The blade sinks deeper, but considering how much armor he has, it won't do much.[/b]
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*However, the blade burns through his armor, beginning to make a larger hole. Caesar, gasping for breath, takes his mini Gatling gun and shoots in the hole and up to your head*
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[i]"Is this what Mortar would've wanted?!"[/i] [b]Smough erupts in an electric bursts, frying everything in a radius. Smough holds up a red talisman, suddenly vanishing. The sword and Caesar fall to the ground as the giant appears several feet away.[/b]
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*Caesar gets up, picking up the sword* Don't talk to me about what he would want! I have known him longer than you ever will. *Caesar circles Smough, then holds his left forearm out, creating a hardlight shield three feet across. He advances, shield in front of him and sword arm behind him*
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[i]"You don't even know how he died, do you?"[/i] [b]Smough leaps upwards in the air, slamming down and shattering the earth with an electrical slam.[/b]
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*Caesar stumbles a little* I know you killed him! Like you just did with Ornstein here. You are the same as you are in your stories, a ruthless being who kills because he is bored! *He holds up the sword in a defensive position*
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[i]"I'm happy to know you atleast know my story. I tried to join the Knights of Gwyn, don't you see? I tried to do good. Of course, since that blew up in my face, I assumed that I should be the good guy for once... When I came here? I tried doing that. I tried helping. I tried making friends. And once again, I screw up, and get someone killed. But hey, if you feel like killing me, go ahead and try. I'll just come back again and again and again..."[/i]
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*Caesar takes a deep breath* All I plan to do is get into the Dojo. Then I don't care what happens to you.
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[b]The giant is silent.[/b]
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Let us continue
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[b]He seems to be waiting for Caesar.[/b]
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*Caesar is waiting for Smough*
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[b]He isn't moving.[/b]
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*Neither is he*
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[b]Mortar, just attack already.[/b]
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I'm sorry, you addressed Mortar. I'm Caesar, if you forgot already.
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[b]JUST ATTACK ALREADY, JESUS.[/b]
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Okay. *Caesar smiles as he dissipates, it was an illusion. You know that as something stabs your back. You were stabbed in the back by Caesar. See a problem there history enthusiasts?
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[b]Yeah. I see a problem. The problem is that Julius Caesar was murdered by another Roman dude. This Caesar is getting murdered by a giant with a hammer. Smough jumps back, slamming into Caesar.[/b]
