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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/11/2016 9:47:17 PM
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Man: Mortar?
*As he says that, Mortar forms from the ground, kicking up enough dust to only show his eyes glowing in the center*
Mortar: You called sir?
*The man shrieks and hides behind a tree*
English
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"Is this the demon you spoke Of?"
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Man: Yes! Yes! What are you doing ma'am!?
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[b]She looks over at Mortar [/b] "What seems to be the problem?"
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Mortar: I dunno, people are just scared of demons
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[b]She looks at the man[/b] "You're scared of this teddy bear?"
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Both: Teddy bear? Mortar: Damn it, that's a bad thing to call an Ex God. Man: This dude is a demon! He is a murderer. Have you heard what he had done in his myths? Mortar: woah, woah, woah. You've heard the myths?
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"They're myths!"
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Mortar: Yeah, but think about it. The only myths I have of me are in my MYTHology! Think Nora. This is amazing!
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"Huh?"
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*Mortar looks extremely excited* Mortar: After I died I dropped off the map, only myths of me are as Gore. We have someone who still believes!
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"Believes what?"
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In my old mythology!
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"And? I'm so lost?"
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Oh, sorry. You know, the religion I am from was one of the first. People worldwide worshipped us. Then, some thousands of years later, others came up, and we were quickly forgotten. Clearly this guy didn't get the memo.
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"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH."
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Yeah, exactly
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"So now what?"
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Well, we find out where this dude lives, bring him there, and see if anyone else knows of me.
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"Easy!"
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Yeah. Now, where is he? *You look around, he must have run away because of all the crazy looking people*
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[b]She looks over at him [/b] "Why are you scared of this teddy bear?"
