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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/11/2016 2:06:27 AM
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[b]Ornstein nails you in the stomach with his elbow several times. I'm not even sure how tall Mortar is, but I'll go with it![/b]
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"You -blam!-ed up pretty boy." [b]As soon as you get out of him, Smough holds out his hand. A talisman of the gods.. Instantly, a ridiculous amount of holy light blows you back into the air. Probably several miles up.[/b] [b]You can hear Smough yelling as he slams into the ground.[/b] "THANK YOU WRATH OF THE GOOOOOOOODS!!!" [b] As Smough lands, the earth quite literally explodes.[/b]
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*Right as you hit the ground, the ball of darkness explodes, wiping out everything in the arena. Gore is safe, he is several miles up in the air. Smough... not so lucky*
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*Gore throws the darkness ball in the air, and it stays suspended. *Gore throws the darkness ball in the air, and it stays suspended. [b][i]IN THE AIR[/i][/b] [b]You get a text.[/b] "Dumbass. Silver Pendant for lyfe! XD XD XD"
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*You get a text back* Dude, Gore only threw it like ten feet in the air. Dumbass.
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[b]You get another text.[/b] "Dude. You should've told me! Now my Silver Pendant's broke! >:( >:( >:( Dumbass!"
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I did... asshole
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 7/12/2016 3:15:02 AM[b]You get another.[/b] "So...I'm bored."
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*You don't get another as Gore, or now Mortar, is falling from the sky, he seems to have over exerted himself. Definitely not good if you're many miles up*
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"Uh...Mortar?!" [b]Smough is sending texts like a madman.[/b]
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*No answer is given, he is pretty much free falling*
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[spoiler]I feel like Mortar's gonna explode, killing everything XD[/spoiler] "Ohhhhh shit. Tactical Mortar! Incoming!"
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*After a moment Mortar hits the floor. He looks uninjured, but his lack of movement says otherwise*
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[b]Smough is on the ground, expecting a massive explosion.[/b] "It's a trap."
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*He Doesn't, just sits there, not breathing*
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"-blam!-ing hell. He's actually dead. Unless he's a master of bullshitting... Welp, better get him back..." [b]Minutes later, you wake up in a bed. Smough is throwing confetti on you.[/b] "Surprise."
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*Except... he doesn't wake up. Just sits there, limp like a wet blanket*
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"Bro. Stop. You're fine. Quit being so damn dramatic."
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*If he was being dramatic, he'd at least be breathing and groaning. He's not doing either of those* *From the window, Mion flies in to see Mortar in the bed* What did you do Smough?
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"I sorta made him go Super Saiyan..."
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I'm sorry, what now? Oohhhhh, Cyan's gonna kill you!
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"Dude?! Why is he not moving?!" [b]Ornstein walks in.[/b] O:"Guys, I'm ba...Mortar?!"
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*The only response you get is from Mion* He's not moving because he's dead!
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"W...what?! No no no...we were just in the arena..."
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I gotta tell Cyan. *Mion flies out the window to Cyan's house*
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"SMOUGH! WHAT THE HELL!!"
