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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/10/2016 2:54:06 AM
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"Me driving my mama nuts" says jura
"Oh this and that"says leyla
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Ah, that's cool. You still gotta give her a break sometimes, so she doesn't snap. Trust me, a mother snapping is the LAST thing you want. Maybe being part dragon could make it scarier.
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"Yeah mama usually walks away when she gets mad"says jura
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Ah, okay... Better than what I do when mad
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"You break stuff when you get mad?"asks jura
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Sometimes. But I prefer the "swift punishment" method.
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"Grampa makes me stand in the corner if im bad"says jura
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Ah, the dreaded corner. I've had my share of that at my house when I was a kid.
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"Its not fun at all"says jura
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Yeah, I know. Hey, a strict Grandpa isn't bad
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"I guess but it not fun when he mad"says jura
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*Mortar chuckles a bit* I guess it's not... But then again, it's not fun to get in the flour, you need flour to make cake
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"But flour is fun to play in..."says jura
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But cake is fun to eat, right?
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"It is but i prefer fruit over cake i love watermelon its so tasty"says jura
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Oh, yeah, it's sooo good!
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"Yeah they are so are strawberries"says jura
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Yeah, and don't get me started on pineapple. Oh, yeah, that's good. *Mortar is silent a moment, it is clear that he is thinking of something* Have you tried lemons yet?
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"What a lemon?"asks jura
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Ooh, you are in for a treat. I'll be right back. *Mortar dissolves into the ground and reforms with a lemon in his hand* This is the good stuff.
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[i]jura looks at the strange fruit curiously. Sivath does the same it looks funny as fruit thought sivath.[/i]
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You see, kids, a lemon is a small sour fruit, and, when the juice is mixed with sugar and water, makes Lemonade, a really good drink to have on a summer day like this.
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"I thought all fruit was sweet?"asks sivath
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Well, not all are. Try this lemon for example. *Mortar takes a knife off his back and cuts a few wedges*
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[i]jura and sivath both take a piece of lemon sivath take a small nobble out of it he makes a face cause its sour. Jura does the same but he seems to like it more than sivath[/i]
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*Mortar takes a larger wedge and bites the lemon off the peel* Ooh, big mistake! *Mortar makes a very funny face because it's sour*
