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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/10/2016 1:03:02 AM
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*Sketch opens the gate of the Dojo and walks in then turns to a 5 foot by 7 foot cardboard box sitting right next to the Dojo.*
"Well, this is my box, it's much bigger on the inside..."
[spoiler]Specifically for Siren but if anyone else wants a tour of his house then you can reply too.[/spoiler]
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"My room is really messy... Dave and Stalker found where I keep all my drawings and now they're everywhere..." *He walks over to another door and opens it, showing a room with a pillowless, coverless bed and sheets of paper everywhere. On the sheets of paper are drawings of fruits, vegetables, objects, tools, toys, places, animals, weapons, people and Dojo members... Each picture of a thing seems to have notes scribbled beside it.*
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"Auntie has more books than anything esle"says jura
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"Yeah, I've seen her reading a lot... The only books I really have are cook books, dictionaries and comic books... I don't seem to be able to get anything good and I can't read anything in English..."
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"Auntie is teaching to read it cause i can't English either so dont feel bad"says jura
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"Well that's good... At least it means that nobody can decipher my notes..."
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"It not like i would read them if i could mama says its not polite to snoop through someone's belongings without permission"says sivath
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"I suppose it would be fine if you could... My drawings and stuff are basically just observations on the people, places and things of this world..."
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"Oh how beat "says jura
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"Okay, let's move on to the next room..." *He opens another door which opens up into a somewhat large room. Parts of engines, weapons and robots are all over the ground. There is a table with parts of Garry lying on it, including his head.* *Garry "Oh hey there green lady, and hi there doggy." "Quit calling me that." *Garry "And who are the short things? They you guys' kids or something?"
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"Oh wow a talking head"says sivath "Hi gary "says leyla "Where its body"says jura [i]jura looks at the weird looking robots head [/i]
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"Oh, that's Garry he can be mean... I built him and I'm in the process of doing maintenance..." *Garry "And you are doing a very bad job doing maintenance!" "Be quiet Garry."
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[i]jura looks at gary[/i] "How do you turn him off?"asks jura
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"The worst part is I have no idea..." *Garry "Your kids look less like dogs than I thought they would..." "They are not my kids Garry!"
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"Auntie can i wail on the talking head?"asks jura "I dont like the robot"says sivath "Its not my robot jura"says leyla
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Edited by Skatch142: 7/12/2016 2:10:03 AM"Oh, go ahead, beat him up." *Garry "Yeah Sketch, make your girlfriend's kids beat me up..." *Sketch hands Jura a hammer and Sivath a screwdriver.* "Make sure to hurt Garry with those tools, not yourselves." *Garry "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I was just joking." "Go on, beat him up..."
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[i]leyla chuckles[/i] "Your in for now gary jura loves to wail on stuff"says leyla
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*Garry "Oh no..." "CHARGE!" *Sketch picks up a wrench and helps Jura and Sivath "aggressively disassemble" his arms and legs.*
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[i]leyla laughs as she watches them dismantle gary[/i]
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*Sketch starts beating one of Garry's disembodied arms with the wrench.* *Garry "Guys, please stop." "THAT'S IT GARRY! IM MOVING TO A PIPE WRENCH NOW" *Garry "Godd@#%it..." "NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN GARRY! IM MOVING TO A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!"
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"Gary got a potty mouth auntie"says jura "Thats a bad word"says sivath
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Edited by Skatch142: 7/12/2016 2:55:09 AM"Yeah... That's one of the reasons I hate Garry... When you all get older and are allowed to wander the Dojo on your own you should just avoid him... He'll probably try to make fun of you because you're dragons, he certainly makes fun of me because I'm a catwolf and he makes fun of Leyla because she's part mer and dragon." *Garry "That's right, I do and will."
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"If he does i'll beat up "says jura [i]leyla chuckles[/i]
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"You can I guess... The only reason I even keep repairing him is because his A.I. is so advanced that he should be thought of as a person... Plus it's good to have an extra set of hands to help me work on stuff..."
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"Oh well he not nice"says sivath
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"No, he isn't..."
