[u]The old man stares at you angrily.[/u] I DON'T CARE! JUS' GET TEH EL' OF ME LAWN! [u]He slams the hatch and opens the door, revealing his massive twelve-foot stature. A large ten-foot warhammer rests on his shoulder. Covering his body is a bulky chrome armor, the joints burning with embers that float around him. As he walks out, he puts on a helmet resembling a bear mid-roar.[/u] GET OFF ME -blam!-IN' LAWN