Teacher: alright students today we will be making a drawing for our fans! So get drawing and give them to me when you're done.
Bungie: Hey valve what are you drawing?
Valve: A picture...Bungie why's your paper cut up?
Bungie: well you see I'm gonna give this big picture to my fans and the smaller pictures after that.
Valve: where'd you get that idea?
Bungie: from Activision.
*valve looks over at Activisions desk*
Valve: Bungie, I don't think he's a good influence on you.
Bungie: whatever Valve!
*Transition to Dices desk*
Dice: Hey BioWare look at my drawing!
BioWare: Is that World War 1?
Dice: Yup!
BioWare: that's new. Mines is mas-
EA: Hey guys what's up!
Dice: oh hey...EA what are you draw-
EA: Glad you asked! Actually I haven't started yet! I don't have any ideas. So I just thought *Takes Dices Drawing* I'd use yours again.
Dice: Hey give that back!
BioWare: Yeah EA stop bullying us! Draw your own stuff!
EA: Let me think...No.
*Walks away*
*EA turns Dices paper in*
BioWare: Dont worry dice. You still had your name on it.
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I was expecting anime
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That proves it. I must be a weeb since I expected a generic, fanservicey, high-school anime instead of this.
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Edited by MildSquirrel: 7/8/2016 10:03:11 AMNintendo draws a simple but enjoyable party game that has no flaws but says that only a certain part of the class could see it
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If it's like arts school, here are the pictures. Skyrim: very detailed and vast but smudges can be seen if looked at long enough. Battlefront EA: has detail but small and unfinished and occasionally gets other parts drawn in. Call of duty: like mona lisa, overrated and every year gets coped and has a hat drawn over them. Any anime game (attack on titan, naruto shippiden, Cory in the house DS. Ect) basically that waifu drawing. Division: said it was going to be dawn with pencil but turned out to be crayon.
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Edited by maeuo: 7/8/2016 6:02:53 AMActivision draws many pictures of the same thing Valve draw two pictures and no more Bethesda makes a really detailed, but messy drawing Bungie make a simple drawing, adding a bit more to it on different pages Ubisoft brag about how great their drawing is before showing off their really basic, messy drawing etc
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Part 2
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 7/8/2016 4:16:48 PM[b][/b]
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 7/8/2016 4:16:09 PM[b][/b]
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 7/8/2016 4:15:59 PM[b][/b]
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What does EA even do? Ive only seen thier logos when im launching a game.
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Who's the teacher?
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..I don't think you understand what publishers do
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Noice