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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/6/2016 8:20:34 PM
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Mini Mortar: Dada, you're going mad!
*As his mother begins to usher you away, your vision fades a little. When it comes back, you are sitting at the table with his mother, she looks at you in a strange way*
Honey, are you okay?
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"THEN FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
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SHUT UP! *Mortar punches you hard, and you wake up in the house, Mortar stands over you* Orn! Orn! Are you okay?!
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[i]Without responding, Ornstein nails you in the chest, infuriated. He walks out of the house.[/i]
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Orn, what the hell! *Mortar quickly follows, he doesn't seem to know what he did* What is going on, what's with you right now?
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just turned into your parent, confused and freaking out. Then went into the future just a little bit before GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. Clearly, you have idea what uneven talking about."
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Oh, yeah, that getting punched part. To be honest, you were kind of freaking me out, I had to knock you unconscious. *Mortar lets out a long sigh* I don't, however, know how you became my dad in the first place.
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"...Why is it always me getting thrown into these sorts of situations? Oh well."
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You have got to be kidding me. This happened to me about a month ago at my place. I have no idea how, but I met my 10 year old self.
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"Oh, really? So now we're just all getting sucked into your past all of the sudden. That's just GRANDEUR."
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Ornstein, I don't know, but either way, there is something strange about this place, I think I'm gonna try to destroy it.
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"Sure about that? I'd leave it alone."
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It's better that it didn't harm anyone than having someone stumble upon it
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"Meh, do what you want, I guess. Imagine if Smough stumbled upon it..." [i]Suddenly, the trees start to shake as Smough appears nearby.[/i] "Hey guys. What's with the house over there?"
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Oh, hey Smough. It's just a strange place, I'd refrain from going in
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"Yolo." [i]Smough attempts to go inside of the house.[/i]
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Smough, no, the door is too small! *Mortar tries to push you away, with little success*
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"Whether you want me to or not, I'm going IN!!!"
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No Smough, it's like some weird toxin in there or something. Just, don't go!
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"YOU ONLY LIVE SEVERAL TIMES!!!"
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THAT'S NOT WHAT YOLO STANDS FOR! *Mortar forms a large iron ball between the House and Smough* Just don't go in, so I can set my mind at ease
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"Nope. -blam!- you." [i]Smough simply lifts up the iron ball and slams into the house.[/i]
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*The entire wall of the house collapses* Well, Orn, what did I tell ya, it's better off destroyed
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"Yeah, I guess it is." [i]Smough is standing in the rubble.[/i] "Damn."
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Well, sorry about that Smough, it's just that you're too big
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 7/7/2016 4:31:58 PM"Oh, thanks. I appreciate the compliment."
