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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/2/2016 11:12:09 PM
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Speech? Oh, um...
*He looks around, a war seems to starting, he assumed*
Words cannot mark this momentous occasion, so let's go in and kill shit!
English
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[b]The people go wild with enthusiasm as they start charging towards the gates [/b]
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*Mortar follows, sword in hand. He knows how to use it, so this is gonna be fun*
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[b]As you approach the gates, an explosion completely obliterates them, creating a door. As you charge inside, bandits meet and you start clashing [/b] ??- KILL HIM! [b]A bandit runs towards you [/b]
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OKAY THEN! *Mortar slashes at the bandit, then blocks for any attacks that may come*
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[b]The bandit falls to the ground, but no attacks come. You are standing inside the throne room. A dozen bandits surround you as the Baron sits in his chair[/b] ??- I am Mortar! Who are you?
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*Mortar thinks this through, then makes a decision* I am Gore, but you can call me Mortar. You have disgraced my name, so I am gonna call you Muerto. [spoiler]That's Spanish for dead.[/spoiler]
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"A man of many tongues. You will die." [b]Two Bandits approach you [/b]
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Don't have to be a bloodhound to smell that bullshit. *Mortar chuckles. His body is different, but his wits aren't. He lunges at one bandit, slashing his chest open, and goes for another* Now, this becomes fun.
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[b]As you lunge towards the second two more approach. The second bandit attempts to block you [/b]
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No no no no NO! *Mortar slashes 360°
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[b]The three bandits drop to the ground and you suddenly find that all others are also dead. The dwarf looks at you, terrified[/b]
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Yeah, bitch. You don't deserve that throne. *Mortar picks Mortar up by his neck and throws him on the ground* And stay down there, Dinklage
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[b]The world around you seems to fade as you fall ass first to the ground. Nora is laughing [/b] "Welcome back buddy."
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Oh, um, hey.
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"So what did you see? The past? The future? The present?"
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The past... I think
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"Oh interesting. ''
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Yeah. Can I have that thing? It was nice having a wife and kids for once...
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"You can't live like that."
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I know, a whole "Mirror of Erised" thing, but it's been a nice change of pase...
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"I'm sure.. "
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Please, just for a few days? *Mortar looks at you, his eyes show desperation*
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"I suppose it could be done."
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Oh, thank you! *Mortar embraces you, then awkwardly moves away* That was, um, strange. Let's not talk about that part
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"What part!" [b]Nora laughs nervously [/b]
