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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/2/2016 1:36:04 PM
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*It was around Morning when Mortar decided to walk through the woods, to not have to worry about anything. He took his headphones, put [url=https://youtu.be/Qi69aTLYF8E]this[/url] on, and walked inside, seemingly letting out a long sigh. It's noon now, and Mortar still hasn't come out. That is because he found a strange hut that seemed to be abandoned. The hut seemed to be made of an old wood barely holding up, nails sticking out, and broken glass scattered around the perimeter. Mortar, being the curious bastard he is, walks up to it and looks through the broken window. A destroyed carpet, moth eaten couches, and years of termite damage*
*"Eh, I've been through worse" he thinks as he opens the door, which comes off it's hinges and almost falls on him when he touches the knob. But he jumps to the side, and after a minute, enters the room*
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Smough, no, the door is too small! *Mortar tries to push you away, with little success*
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"Whether you want me to or not, I'm going IN!!!"
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No Smough, it's like some weird toxin in there or something. Just, don't go!
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"YOU ONLY LIVE SEVERAL TIMES!!!"
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THAT'S NOT WHAT YOLO STANDS FOR! *Mortar forms a large iron ball between the House and Smough* Just don't go in, so I can set my mind at ease
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"Nope. -blam!- you." [i]Smough simply lifts up the iron ball and slams into the house.[/i]
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*The entire wall of the house collapses* Well, Orn, what did I tell ya, it's better off destroyed
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"Yeah, I guess it is." [i]Smough is standing in the rubble.[/i] "Damn."
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Well, sorry about that Smough, it's just that you're too big
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 7/7/2016 4:31:58 PM"Oh, thanks. I appreciate the compliment."
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Don't take it the wrong way, you're literally a giant.
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"Oh no. That won't scar me for life or anything."
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Oh, um... okay. Well, at least the house won't... affect? anyone.
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"What does it even do?"
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I dunno really, Orn passed out, then he wakes up hours later claiming that he was my dad
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"The hell?"
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I know, it's weird
