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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/27/2016 2:12:36 AM
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[b]he sees the man, 2 giant people made of salt, and A LOT of floating salt around them all(like 1,000,000 pieces of salt floating)[/b]
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-Yeah Sketch... Is it like invasion of the salt people or something?- "Godd@&%it..." *He goes into his room, curls up on his bed like a cat and goes to sleep.*
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[b]everything follows[/b] [b]the man stays behind with Malik[/b] Can you make a sandwich?
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-Yes, I can.- *One of Malik's heads gives you an odd look.*
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Make me the perfect sandwich.
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-Alright.- *Malik flies over to the kitchen which is on,y separated from the living room by a bar. He can be seen picking up two slices of bread with his mouths and setting them on a cutting board. He picks up a blowtorch and toasts the bread to a golden yellow. He picks up some cooked shrimp and sets them on one of the bread slices. He then puts a couple slices of Swiss cheese on, a leaf of lettuce, a slice of tomato and some mustard on.* -Done.-
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[b]the man eats it[/b] Thank you, here is your rewards. [b]he hands Malik a jar of infinite salt[/b]
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-Um... Thanks?-
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You have saved your pet wolf. [b]the salt in the house just falls to the floor and he goes back to his village of chefs with similar food powers[/b]
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*Sketch runs out of his room, half asleep.* "Did someone just call me a f#%&ing pet?! Lemme at 'em! I will slap their stupid face into tiny pieces!"
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[b]one tiny piece of salt flies toward your eye in slow mo as the guy walks out[/b]
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*Sketch closes his eye at a normal speed.*
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[b]the salt is going faster than normal speed[/b] [b]why else would we need slow mo[/b]
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*His eye closes before the salt hits it.*
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[b]you are forever haunted by that one salt that wants to hit you in the eye[/b]
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*He eats it.*
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[b]it bursts out your stomach[/b]
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*When it comes out there is another Sketch standing in the corner.* "That's odd..." [b]Indeed...[/b]
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[b]the salt forever haunts you[/b]
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*Sketch never opens his eyes again.*
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[b]it seems to just forget about your eyes and just annoys you by smacking into the back of your head forever[/b]
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*Ignores it forever.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 6/28/2016 2:27:25 AM[b]end[/b]
