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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/23/2016 1:45:13 AM
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[b][i][u]LOUD EXPLOSIONS IN DISTANCE
SCREAMS OF TERROR FILL THE AIR[/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]70,000!!!!!![/i][/b]
YEA!!!! SEVENTY THOUSAND POSTS!!!!
BEGIN THE MASS CONSUMPTION OF VARIOUS DEAD ORGANICS AND POISONS!!!!!
[b][u][i]ITS TIME TO PARTY!!!![/i][/u][/b]
English
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Well. This calls for good bottle of scrumpy. Who wants a drink?
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[i]*chugs melted bullet metal*[/i]
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*takes out bottle of o___________o* Ive been saving this for a very special occasion, anyone care for some?........
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*raises hand*
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*pours you a shot, then myself one* bottoms up.... *i drink the shot*
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~Passed out covered in coke~
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[b]Chugs Estus flask[/b] [i]I'm gonna go jump off a cliff. BECAUSE WHY NOT![/i]
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[i]NO![/i] ~Tackles you~
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[i]DAMNIT ORNSTEIN. Let be an idiot.[/i]
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[i]NO!!![/i]
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[b]parties[/b]
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OH SHIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEET BOI
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[u]Balthazar trudges over, his armor clanking with every step.[/u] Got any grog that ye' feel like sharin?
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Of course. *slides Evil Juice in a black solo cup*
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[u]He grabs the cup, draining it in a matter of seconds. He lets out a loud burp, droplets of liquid still residing in his grey beard. He crushes the cup in his hand and beckons for another.[/u] I haven't drunken stuff this strong since the coronation of our old king, who now rests six feet under on a destroyed planet, bless his soul.
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Huh.... *slides another black solo cup filled with evil juice*
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[u]Balthazar drains it, and mumbles something about it not being as good as some drink that sounds like it could be imaginary.[/u]
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Well? You wanna try Orange Death?
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[u]Balthazar motions with his hand.[/u] Eehhhh, why not. I gots nothin tah lose.
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It has a slight 100% chance it will kill you. But if you insist..... *pulls out a glowing-orange bottle* *pours it into a orange solo cup and places it down* Good luck. Tell Eu hi for me.
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[u]Balthazar swigs it down.[/u] What'd you say? I only heard "this drink ain't for pussies"
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HAND ME THE EVIL JUICE
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*Slides it down. It bubbles evilly in it's green solo cup*
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If it destroys glass, how can it be fine in a plastic cup? Eh, f[b]u[/b]ck logic. *Mortar takes a big swig*
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[spoiler]One glass makes any mortals drunk. 5 glasses makes gods/deific beings drunk. Such is the rules.[/spoiler] *shrugs* Like I know why.
