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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/21/2016 1:25:20 AM
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"It's a creature... It looks like some kind of large, bipedal wolf. It has a stripe of blue fur that starts on its face and goes down its tail. It also seems to wear clothing. I have reason to believe you are protecting this animal."
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Yes, I know that guy. Nice guy, too. Why do you want him?
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"[u]It[/u] is an animal, a monster. It killed ten people in the villages and has terrorized plenty more, stealing food, watching people through their windows... Sightings have become much less common but there is still a very large price on its head... And now I know you are protecting it..."
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Yeah, because we all have done worse. I've slain entire universes, so don't try anything
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"Am I supposed to be intimidated? Sir, I'm afraid that's virtually impossible..."
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What, destroying multiple universes, or intimidation. I'm not intimidating you, just saying we've all done worse, and we're not afraid to take action. *Mortar says this in an oddly cheery tone*
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"I meant the intimidation part... What you've done will not stop me though. Those universes you speak of are not this one so what does it matter?"
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Oh, because this was my home one. That and I revolted before I caused more thoughtless harm. So, what do you plan to do with him?
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"I plan to take it back to the villages... As for what else would happen to it, it may be experimented on and dissected, killed and stuffed, put in a zoo maybe even burned alive... It will probably just be kept as some sort of pet or slave..."
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Well why would we give him to you then? Here, he is well liked, and we plan to keep him. Oh, and his claws WILL rip you to shreds.
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"None of that will stop me and I assure you, my knives can do the same."
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 6/22/2016 1:19:36 AMDude, you really wanna play that game? *Mortar turns around revealing a whole collection of knives on his back, an icy blue one catches your eye*
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"That's impressive but..." *He is suddenly standing in front of you and he flicks his wrist. A jet black knife appears out of nowhere, the blade hovering only two inches from your nose.* "I only ever need one."
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*Mortar pushes away the tip with his finger* You underestimate us. Why must you hate Sketch like this?
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*The knife doesn't move and easily cuts your finger.* "Hate who?"
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*Mortar sighs* The blue catwolf... his name is Sketch. Maybe if you listened to him you wouldn't be as focused on killing him or making him a plaything and more focus on letting him assist in the sciences.
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Edited by Skatch142: 6/22/2016 1:46:17 AM"I'm not sure what you mean... You say it has a name? Well if it has a name then it must be intelligent enough to someone's slave."
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Well, he is probably smarter than most of your men. You know, we will not hesitate to stop you if you try to take him. *There seems to be a shady figure watching from a distance*
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*He notices the figure but pays no attention.* "If that's really what you want..." *He is suddenly behind you, holding the knife up to your throat.*
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground and reforms next to wherever Sketch is* Sketch, bad news
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Edited by Skatch142: 6/22/2016 2:09:48 AM"Oh, hi Mortar. Who's your friend?" *The man is standing next to you.* *William "It can talk!?"
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Wait... friend? That guy? *Mortar holds up a video on his phone of the man talking to Mortar about taking Sketch away*
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*As he watches the video the smile fades from his face and his ears slowly start to droop down. His eyes turn orange and he jumps behind you.* "K-Keep him away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *William "Foolish beast, you seriously think either of you can stop me?"
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Wait, how did you get here so quickly, I thought Sketch was far away from you. Sketch, take that icy blue knife off my back.
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"W-Why?" *William "Haven't you ever heard of teleportation?"
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*to Sketch* Just take it, it'll help you. *To William* of course I do, I'm not a -blam!-ing idiot
