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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/20/2016 8:03:08 PM
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[i]*eye tendrils seem to widen*[/i]
Holy shit give that to me!
[i]*grabs sword*[/i]
This thing shoots lasers, and can fire on a hair trigger.
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"Ugh." [b]I walk another few steps[/b] "Don't you have any normal swords."
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I have this, boring thing. [i]*pulls sword from bottom shelf* *it's 4 feet long, but not that wide*[/i] Doesn't do anything special, but it packs a punch when you swing it. Has a few Chronal Displacers in the handle to assist in holding it above your head.
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"May i?" [b]I reach out [/b]
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Sure. [i]*hands it to you*[/i]
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[b]I take it and swing it around carefully [/b] "How much."
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With the powerful swing that thing has, I'd say... 150 Credits?
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"How about 130?"
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"135. Since it has no special powers."
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Actually, those Chronal Displacers cost a lot. They can be removed and used to lighten anything. Those things sell for around 500 Credits apiece. And this one has two. But because I don't like this thing, I'm giving it to you for a steal.
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"What do you mean lighten?"
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[i]*A voice speaks up from the counter behind you*[/i] [b]A Small monkey-like animal is sitting behind the desk, piles of solved Rubiks cubes around it[/b] He means that they make it weigh less.
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"Interesting. I'll take it."
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Mhmm Kay. [i]*Turns and flips a switch*[/i] [b]The countertop flips over to reveal all the Rubik's cubes are gone[/b] Bring it over here and I'll ring it up.
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[b]I walk over to you with the blade [/b]
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Edited by BraveKinkajou14: 6/20/2016 8:33:35 PM[b]It floats from your hands and hovers above the table. Hundreds of lasers scan the sword from out of nowhere A large $140 appears over the sword [/b] 140 credits if you please.
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"Sure thing." [b]I reach into my cloak and take out a small pouch. I start digging through it [/b]
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If you don't have any credits we're happy to convert most any other currency for you. [i]*smiles patiently*[/i]
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[b]I start pulling out credits [/b] "No i have the credits." [b]Eventually there are 140 credits sitting in my hand [/b]
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[b]You set them on the table and they fall right through[/b] Thank you for for shopping at Golden Helix. [i]*Puts the sword in a sheath with a business card attached*[/i] "[u]Golden Helix Go all your intergalactic weaponry, armor, food, and spiritual awakening products. The Van Current location: Digital_Dogo Gateway[/u]
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"Thank you."
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Have a nice day. [i]*flips the switch and goes back to solving Rubik's cubes*[/i]
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"You too." [b]Leaves [/b]
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[spoiler]End[/spoiler]
