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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
6/19/2016 4:29:03 PM
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*A man walks up to the Dojo gates. He is wearing a tuxedo with a bow tie and overall he looks very clean and tidy. He pulls out a package of sanitary wipes and takes one, holding it between his hand and the door as he knocks on it.*
(I will occasionally have random guys show up because of Sketch's "reputation" in the nearby villages from before he joined the Dojo. And what I mean by "reputation" is the two-and-a-half year period where the only headlines on the newspapers said "blue wolfman
strikes again!" Or "Blue wolfman spotted stealing food!")
English
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*The man slowly looks up at your face.* "Well what the f#%& are you?"
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[b]Me? Well...[/b] ~He grabs the man and raises him several feet above the ground~ [b]I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BITCH.[/b]
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"I'm afraid I must disagree..." *He adjusts his bowtie and you realize he speaks in an unusually high-pitched voice.*
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[b]Yeah, I can too.[/b] ~He laughs a little~
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*He flicks his wrist and a knife stabs you in the shoulder.*
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~The knife sinks into pure armor, nothing else~ [b]Oh come on, buddy. You fought I was THAT fat? Now, lemme guess. You're here...for...A CATWOLF! Or...A WOLFCAT! Am I right?![/b]
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"We refer to it as a wolfman."
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[b]So I was right! [/b]
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"I believe you are mistaken..." *You realize he is no longer in your hand but he is instead standing on the ground.*
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~Not caring at all~ [b]Incorrect. I totally spoke of him. He's green, fat, and blind![/b]
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"Who did you speak of exactly?"
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[b]Obama.[/b]
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[quote][b]Obama.[/b][/quote]
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"Hmmm..." *The man is now standing on your shoulder. He hops off and starts walking through the gate.*
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[spoiler]Oh. Nice, Sketch. I might get Orn into this. If you want this guy torn to literal shreds. He is pissed right now.[/spoiler] ~Smough drunkly follows the man~
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[spoiler]Ask the guy why he wants to find Sketch and you'll know what you should do.[/spoiler] *The man keeps walking, ignoring you. He looks around, paying very close attention to Sketch's box.*
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[spoiler]Screw it, I'm putting him in.[/spoiler] ~As the man passes one of the apartments, a knight walks out, carrying some trash. Ornstein is fully armored, but rather dirty and gloomy. He takes a look at the newcomer, and walks towards him~ [i]...Who...are you?[/i] ~The knight sounds furious at something~
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[spoiler]Shits bout to go down[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Indeed. If he makes a move...Ohoho![/spoiler]
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"I am William and I am hunting down a creature known as [i]the Wolfman[/i]."
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[i]Give a description...Please.[/i]
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"It is about five feet tall, green eyes but multiple reports state its eyes being other colors. It seems to wear a t-shirt and shorts and has a blue stripe down its back. It has been seen walking on all fours and on two legs."
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[i]I've heard of him. He's a real pain in the ass.[/i]
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*William "I suppose that makes sense, you are protecting a monster after all..." *Sketch appears from the shadows.* "A pain in the @$$ Orn? How exactly?" *William "It can talk!" "Oh s%#&..."
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[i]Look, I'm not in the mood to deal with either of you, so...[/i] ~Ornstein grabs William by the throat, crushing his windpipe~ [b][i]I think it would be better if you head somewhere more...fitting.[/i][/b]
