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6/10/2016 11:31:01 PM
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B.net with dinosaurs

So my friend was recently looking up some obscure dinosaur fact on google (for whatever reason) and he stumbled across a gold mine. Basically this forum is like b.net with dinosaur discussions. Imagine your stupidest shitpost here, add dinosaurs, and make OP serious. That's what this place is. I'm honestly not sure if this is hell or a goldmine but it's hilarious either way. They have frickin dinosaur battle fanfics and fight over which is better.

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  • [quote]A lone adult Tyrannosaurus prowls the jungle. Its nose picks up the smell of hadrosaurs, which are the preferred prey of T. rex. The tyrannosaur turns, climbs a hill, and spots its dinner: a dead parasaurolophus. As it approaches the corpse, it realizes itÂ’s not alone. A single Spinosaurus and three Giganotosaurus are also interested in feasting on the parasaurolophus. The baby Giga charges the corpse, excited. As it is about to dine the rex attacks. As it opens its mouth to bite down on the Giga, one of the adults charges and rams the rex with its head. The tyrannosaur stumbles but quickly recovers and attacks the Spino, who has begun to eat from the parasaurolophus. Sidestepping, the Spino bites and body-slams the T. rex, sending it staggering to the side. The Spino then moves to the corpse and begins to eat, but the rex has recovered and bites its sail, breaking it. The Spino turns and snaps at the T. rex, cutting it with the tips of its jaws. Enraged, the Tyrannosaurus grabs the SpinoÂ’s neck, and biting with all the power in its jaws, puntures the arteries and slices the windpipe in two. Needless to say, the Spino dies quickly. The T. rex, ignoring the pain in its chest, bites at one of the adult Giganotosaurus. The Giga moves aside before the T. rex can so much as break the skin. The Giga turns and chomps on the rexÂ’s back. Roaring loudly, the rex turns and slams the Giga into a conifer tree. Two of the GigaÂ’s ribs are broken. The Tyrannosaur follows the baby Giganotosaurus. The terrified baby attempts to run away, but trips and slides painfully across the ground. As the rex bends down to kill the baby Giga, one of the adult bites down on the tyrannosaurÂ’s neck, shaking its head around. The Giga then slams the rexÂ’s head onto the ground repeatedly until the tyrannosaur is dead. The baby climbs to his feet. He was not injured badly, and the wounded adult will recover from his broken ribs as well. The pack eat the parasaurolophus and recover. WINNER: GIGANOTOSAURUS[/quote] A 10/10 story I found on a T. Rex vs. Spinosaurus vs. Gigantonosaurus thread.

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