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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/29/2016 4:49:56 AM
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*The car hits it and immediately stops, causing anyone who isn't wearing a seatbelt to go flying.*
[spoiler]Glued, nailed, screwed, welded and fused to the ground. It's also been nukeproofed, fireproofed, hateproofed and bulletproofed.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]But not bananaproof. Muhahahaha[/spoiler]
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[b]i unfold it and make it just a normal piece of cardboard, not box[/b]
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*You try to but it is impossible to separate the cardboard flaps.* [spoiler]What are a number of things people like to do to houses as pranks?[/spoiler]
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[b]how is it impossible[/b] [b]oh well[/b] [b]everyone eggs it and TP's it[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 5:04:03 AM*Sketch steps out of his box waving his fist.* "Get off my lawn ya d@&$ whippersnappers!!!!!!!!!!" *He is wearing suspenders and holding a cane as well.* [spoiler]It's impossible because his box is much bigger on the inside and I'm not entirely sure what to do if it gets unfolded.[/spoiler]
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[b]the car is driving again in circles[/b] [b]we starts hitting you with the water and we run you over[/b]
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"YOU SHALL NOT PASS, YA WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!!!" *He stabs his cane into the ground which actually turns out to be his sword. The car stops immediately again.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/29/2016 7:24:35 AM[b]everyone keeps hitting you with water[/b] [b]i turn towards the camera[/b] Que the slow mo. [b]everything goes into slow motion and zooms in on Cabbot[/b] [b]he throws a water balloon[/b] [b]the camera follows the water balloon in slow motion[/b] [b]the water balloon hits you in the face[/b] [b]waits for your slow mo reaction[/b]
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*He dodges every single thing in slow motion as he dashes back into his box.*
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~Smough jumps inside, carrying a banana minigun~ [b]SAY HELLO TO MY BIG FRIEND!!![/b] ~He starts firing rapidly~
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 2:39:51 PM*As you enter the box you see Sketch standing behind some sort of huge cardboard turret with a huge hose leading off somewhere. Both his swords have been stabbed into the ground on either side.* "SAY HELLO TO MINE!!!" *An extremely powerful blast of water twice the strength of a fire hose fans out to the height and width of the door, sending all of you flying back out.*
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~Smough runs back in, still firing the banana minigun~
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*He just gets blasted right back out again.*
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~Runs back in and fires again~ [spoiler]This will take a while...Actually...[/spoiler] ~You see something nice to your right~
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*Still firing, he glances to the right.*
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~Ornstein jumps out at you, grappling you and pulling you away from the turret. He throws you and starts firing with two nerf pistols~
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*He summons his sword to block them. Suddenly, Stalker and Dave come out of nowhere with pies strapped to their heads and they both head butt you. Malik swoops over you dropping a net full of pies onto you.*
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~Ornstein is covered in pies and is shooting nothing. Smough, on the other hand, tears up the turret~ [b]Muhahaha!AHAHAHAHAHA!!![/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 3:27:47 PM"NOOOO!" *The turret explodes in a huge blast of water, the single sword still stabbed into the ground protecting Sketch but everyone else on the other hand...*
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~Smough is launched out of the box~ [b]FFFFUUUUUUUUUU-[/b] ~You hear a crashing sound~ ~Ornstein is still shooting at thin air, blinded by pies~ [i]Argh! I got you now! I think![/i]
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*He slaps Orn upside the head.*
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~Suddenly, the Nameless King jumps into the fray~ [i][u]I AM YOUR HOME'S UNDOING!!! Ahahahaha![/u][/i] ~He starts trashing the place~
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*He opens a door, the other side is pitch black. He kicks the nameless king in and closes the door behind him.* "Have fun in the void..."
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~You can hear a ton of screaming. Suddenly, the King's dragon pokes its head inside of the box~ [Rrrrrgh?]
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"Go away."
