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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
5/29/2016 3:55:22 AM
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[b]a car rolls past Sketch's box[/b]
[b]it's a small 4 seater and all the windows are rolled down[/b]
[b]Sarah(Asap's character) is driving, Smaug is behind her seat sitting on the window and looking over the roof, Purity(Asap's character) is in the passenger seat looking out of the window, Garth is in the back seat behind the passenger seat looking out of the window, Cabbot(Asap's character) is standing on the car, and Tubbs is grabbing on to a water hose attached to the back and being dragged along[/b]
[b]Smaug has a water gun(normal water gun) shooting the box, Purity has dual wield water guns(pistols) shooting the box, Garth has a water gun(normal water gun) spraying the box, Cabbot is chucking water balloons at the box, and Tubbs is showering the box with his water hose[/b]
[b]a really loud song is being played through the radio[/b]
[b]the song is "F*** the police"[/b]
[b]the car keeps circling the box[/b]
[spoiler]open[/spoiler]
[spoiler]yes, me and Asap planned this and I had permission to include his characters[/spoiler]
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~Smough runs in and is carrying some sort of machine gun that instead of bullets, it uses bananas as rounds. He starts firing drastically at the box~ [b]AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!![/b]
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[b]we all ran in the box chasing Sketch[/b]
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[spoiler]Fu[i]c[/i]k the police by Nigahiga?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]no[/spoiler]
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*Mortar jumps on the car with a fire hose attached to a portal underneath the ocean* CHECKMATE
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*The water harmlessly runs off the box.* (It's been waterproofed.)
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[b]the car runs it over as we still spray it[/b]
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*The car hits it and immediately stops, causing anyone who isn't wearing a seatbelt to go flying.* [spoiler]Glued, nailed, screwed, welded and fused to the ground. It's also been nukeproofed, fireproofed, hateproofed and bulletproofed.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]But not bananaproof. Muhahahaha[/spoiler]
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[b]i unfold it and make it just a normal piece of cardboard, not box[/b]
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*You try to but it is impossible to separate the cardboard flaps.* [spoiler]What are a number of things people like to do to houses as pranks?[/spoiler]
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[b]how is it impossible[/b] [b]oh well[/b] [b]everyone eggs it and TP's it[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 5:04:03 AM*Sketch steps out of his box waving his fist.* "Get off my lawn ya d@&$ whippersnappers!!!!!!!!!!" *He is wearing suspenders and holding a cane as well.* [spoiler]It's impossible because his box is much bigger on the inside and I'm not entirely sure what to do if it gets unfolded.[/spoiler]
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[b]the car is driving again in circles[/b] [b]we starts hitting you with the water and we run you over[/b]
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"YOU SHALL NOT PASS, YA WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!!!!" *He stabs his cane into the ground which actually turns out to be his sword. The car stops immediately again.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/29/2016 7:24:35 AM[b]everyone keeps hitting you with water[/b] [b]i turn towards the camera[/b] Que the slow mo. [b]everything goes into slow motion and zooms in on Cabbot[/b] [b]he throws a water balloon[/b] [b]the camera follows the water balloon in slow motion[/b] [b]the water balloon hits you in the face[/b] [b]waits for your slow mo reaction[/b]
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*He dodges every single thing in slow motion as he dashes back into his box.*
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~Smough jumps inside, carrying a banana minigun~ [b]SAY HELLO TO MY BIG FRIEND!!![/b] ~He starts firing rapidly~
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 2:39:51 PM*As you enter the box you see Sketch standing behind some sort of huge cardboard turret with a huge hose leading off somewhere. Both his swords have been stabbed into the ground on either side.* "SAY HELLO TO MINE!!!" *An extremely powerful blast of water twice the strength of a fire hose fans out to the height and width of the door, sending all of you flying back out.*
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~Smough runs back in, still firing the banana minigun~
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*He just gets blasted right back out again.*
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~Runs back in and fires again~ [spoiler]This will take a while...Actually...[/spoiler] ~You see something nice to your right~
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*Still firing, he glances to the right.*
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~Ornstein jumps out at you, grappling you and pulling you away from the turret. He throws you and starts firing with two nerf pistols~
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*He summons his sword to block them. Suddenly, Stalker and Dave come out of nowhere with pies strapped to their heads and they both head butt you. Malik swoops over you dropping a net full of pies onto you.*
