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Edited by bastage:
5/21/2016 2:19:48 PM
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I have a childhood story for y'all
>Be me aged 12, living with an abusive auntie and uncle
>We lived on an old farm, open fields and no animals
>My uncle goes off one day and comes back with this filthy ass horse
>Says it bred with some old guys prized stallion
>Auntie loves it for some reason because it's muddy and names it dirty, she was crazy like that
>I liked being a countryside boy, open fields and riding horses
>They turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding this horse we will beat the living shit out of you"
>They meant it, they've done it before
>scared shitless
>Few days later I'm playing in the fields with an old tractor tire
>Dirty is eating grass next to me
>Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
>Get bored and climb inside tire
>Tire starts rolling (Field wasn't flat)
>Can't stop
>Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>Patrolling
>Trying to catch me ridin' dirty
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2 RepliesHonestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
