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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 2:18:06 PM
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*Cross takes out a flip phone from his pocket, presses a few buttons, and puts it to his ear*
[i]Yea, Mortar. You doing anything? This guy, Kross... No, Not me! Anyway, this Kross wants to see Royal, you think you can get him? Why can't I? I don't like to leave new people unattended, you know that! Good. Yea, bye.[/i]
English
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[b]Kross stumbles around before stabbing you through the thigh with Bloodstream. There is an immense pain and you begin to feel dizzy. With his other sword, Kross slices you across the side. This time the nausea doesn't seem to budge [/b]
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*Mortar jumps back* Well, if that's not a win, I don't know what is. Do you want to continue? You'll be in either way, I just wanna see what happens
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[b]Kross stabs Bloodstream into the ground. He holds out his hand and cuts himself across the wrist with Ivy. The fungus upon him seems to disappear and the nausea is no longer there. Once he is done, he slices the same wound with his other sword and it seemingly heals. [/b] "I think I'm done. That was a good fight."
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It was. If you don't like disgusting stuff, I'd suggest to look away. *Mortar stabs himself, killing himself*
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[i]That's 41! [/i] "41?" [i]41 times he died.[/i]
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*Mortar begins to cough, then spews out his insides in a very nauseous manner. When they are all out, they become erect* And that's just in the past 35 years or so
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"So you do that everytime you die?" [i]Yup.[/i]
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Yup. *Skin and clothes crawl from his back, and he is finally identifiable as Mortar* Good fight there.
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"You too." [b]Kross pulls his sword out of the ground and sheathes them. He then reaches for a handshake.[/b]
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*shakes it* Congrats man
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"Thank you." [i]Come on. I'll show you around. See ya Mortar![/i] "Adios Mortaro!"
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No problem. AND IT'S MORTERO... [spoiler]When you go so far as to Google translate it[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Did you really? xD [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]that's how little I have going on right now [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol xD [/spoiler]
