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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
5/16/2016 11:40:02 AM
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"I seem to remember being attacked, then dragged to your ship on a leash, and then you locked me in a forcefield. And then called me a stupid mutt and to top that, you froze me and I nearly suffocated! What the h#%% is wrong with you?!"
-Oh wow, you did all that?! Your not going to get out of this one easy.-
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[i]I didn't know he'd remember...[/i] You remember wrong then.
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"No, I didn't. I know it was you." -You're digging your grave right now by lying to him.-
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[i]I got this[/i] Look, you got the wrong guy. I found you unconscious in my ship and brought you here. Maybe one of the parallel universe Tubbs got out and did it
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"No, it was definitely you. Don't lie to me." *His eyes start to turn red again.*
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Definitely a parallel universe me...
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"Do you think I'm stupid?!"
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A little bit.
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*He grabs you and starts to shake you but seems to regain control and stops.* "Why do you think I'm stupid?! Can you build the engine of a Sphirinian attack VTOL from memory?!"
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Probably?
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"Raaah!" *He kicks over a small cardboard table with a cardboard lamp.* "What is wrong with you?! How is this okay to you?! Don't you have any respect of others whatsoever?!"
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Nope [b]is trying not to laugh[/b]
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*Malik Squawks at you.* -Do you want to die? Because this is how people die...-
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[i]I'll be fine... hopefully[/i]
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*Sketch shouts at the top of his lungs and points to the door.* "OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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[b]gets out while laughing[/b]
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*You feel something hit you square in the back of the head with enough force to knock out a horse.*
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[b]falls over unconscious[/b]
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*When you open your eyes they won't open. You try as hard as you can to open them but they are stuck. You then realize that up instead of your eyes being stuck shut, you are actually in a blank black area.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/17/2016 3:45:49 AMLol. Little does Sketch know... [b]i make a wall of fire for light[/b]
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*You see the fire but the rest of the area is solid black, no details. It messes with your mind.*
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Weird... [b]i open a portal but then decide that's lame[/b] [b]i go to sleep[/b]
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*The second you fall asleep you find yourself in a white room with a number of consoles all around it. All the words on the consoles are in another language. You look up from one of them at a ring shaped object with a number of tubes attached to it. You then notice that there is a blue and slate snout blocking some of your view. You look back down at the console but a door opens and you see a giant lizard walk in on two legs.*
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Screw this thing! [b]i drop kick it[/b]
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*You realize you aren't in control of your body. It says something in a strange language and you laugh and say something back. It leaves and you turn back to the console. Something starts flashing red and suddenly all you see is white. It fades away and you are staring up at the sky.*
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[i]Woah what[/i] [b]sees what happens next[/b]
