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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/10/2016 7:31:47 PM
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[spoiler]i puked on you though[/spoiler]
[spoiler]while I was drunk[/spoiler]
Oh, cool. What's with the baby dragon?
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[spoiler]He doesn't remember that. He got wasted.[/spoiler] "One of my students messed up and turned into it."
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] Ha! Sucks to be them.
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[b]He punches him.[/b] "Don't make fun at my student."
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[b]catches it with super speed[/b] Listen up kiddo. Since you're new here, i'll let it slide. But, i'm the coolest person in here. A newbie like you ain't gonna punch me. Well, I won't let it slide. [b]uppercuts you with super strength[/b]
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[b]A dark force stops the punch.[/b] "I knew people in the Dojo. You're not even in the top 5."
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Wanna test that theory? [b]i kick him in the side with super speed and super strength[/b]
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[b]His armor takes the blow, and he looks at him.[/b] "Do you?"
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Well, I know it's false. But, you're too dumb to know awesome when you see it. [b]my scythe appears in my hands[/b] Let's do this. [b]i spin and crouch while doing so[/b] [b]i slice your knees when I face you again[/b]
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[b]As you spin, you smash into the ground.[/b] "I don't have time for this."
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[b]i get up[/b] Too bad pal. [b]the baby dragon and me are both gone before you can even blink[/b] [b]i come back[/b] Fight for it's life.
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[b]Dark energy pours from Purity.[/b] "Bring her back. Now!"
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Ask nicely. Remember, her life is in my hands.
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"You bastard!" [b]You are flung into the air and smashed into the ground repeatedly.[/b]
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[b]a portal opens behind you and in front of you[/b] [b]they both start sucking you up[/b] [b]its gonna rip off your arms unless you jump through one[/b]
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[b]He jumps backwards.[/b]
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[b]he goes out the portal in front of him[/b] [b]it launches him into the other[/b] [b]during the cycle I drop kick him[/b]
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[b]It knocks him back.[/b] "Give her back!" [b]He begins to slam into the ground again.[/b]
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[b]a portal opens under me and another behind you[/b] [b]i go through and hit you in the back[/b] [b]they close[/b] [b]I freeze him[/b]
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[b]He breaks free using his powers, and runs over and kicks you.[/b]
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[spoiler]if he's froze he can't use his powers[/spoiler] [b]my hand catches on fire and I grab his leg[/b] [b]i use super strength and break it[/b]
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[spoiler]His powers aren't exactly used of his volition. It'll make sense when all is revealed.[/spoiler] [b]It breaks, and he screams in agony. Purity looks a you, and he unsheathes a knife. He stabs you.[/b]
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Woah! [b]uses Pants[/b] [b]breaks his arm[/b]
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[spoiler]How, exactly?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]super strength[/spoiler] [spoiler]you went to stab me, I used Pants, then I grabbed your arm and broke it[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]You see, you must explain things.[/spoiler] "Dammit!" [b]He swings at you with his fist.[/b]
