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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/10/2016 2:32:17 AM
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[b]I stand in the training grounds fighting against what can only be considered shadow. However it has a form. [/b]
Royal- "You're good."
?????- [i]You created me.[/i]
Royal- Whatever Shady.
Shady- [i]Don't call me that.[/i]
Royal- "It's your name!"
[spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
English
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You see living shadows too? *eyes pulsate between orange, red and yellow* [i]I see them everywhere.[/i]
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"You too manage?!?!"
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[b]smiles[/b] [i]everywheeeree...[/i]
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"I see them but only those I choose to."
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[b]arm turns into buzzsaw[/b] [b]starts slicing air behind me, yelling[/b]
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"You okay manage?"
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I DOWNLOADED A LOT OF PORN AND MAY HAVE GOTTEN A VIRUS [b]keeps yelling and starts cutting down pillars[/b]
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"THIS IS NOT SOMEPLACE YOU CAN DESTROY!"
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[b]accidentally starts hitting the salad bar[/b] GAAAAAAGAGAHGAGAGAGAGAG [b]explodes[/b]
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"Great job." [b]Sighs[/b] [spoiler]Bold is my thing :([/spoiler]
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I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE YOU PAPA [b]nanobots rebuild me[/b] [b]battle mode online[/b] [b]4 extra arms shoot out of sides[/b] [b]plasma minigun swings out of back and slings over shoulder[/b] [b]top and bottom arms turn into plasma buzzsaws[/b] [b]middle arms turn into plasma cannons[/b] I THINK I'VE BEEN HACKED I CAN'T MOVE ANYTHING ON MY OWN
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"Welp." [b]I step into the shadows and disappear.[/b]
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[b]kicked outside[/b] [b]starts destroying the city[/b] SEE YOU LATer braaaaaavveeee
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[b]I reappear on the dojo wall and watch you destroy the city[/b] "Well."
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[b]explosions heard in distance[/b] [b]tv turns on[/b] 'Breaking News: Robot has broken into a nuclear power pl-' [b]huge atomic blast appears in the sky[/b]
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"Good thing the dojo is protected."
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aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAGGHHHHH [b]crashes through window[/b]
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"MANAGE!"
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[b]green fire emanates off me[/b] Welp, whoever hacked me was a terrorist.
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[b]Sighs [/b]
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Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's.
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"Feegee?!? Oh great!" [b]I sheathe my sword and wave my hand, ćausing Shady to disappear.[/b]
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Edited by StarDustSøul: 5/10/2016 4:02:59 AMLmao, get parried kiddo, you ain't ready for this Dragonslayer's Greataxe +5 to enter your head 3 times, boi I bet you chug Estus lol git gud.
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"love you too mom <3"
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I do too, son.
