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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/5/2016 1:48:04 AM
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Have you been killed over 23 times?
Saw your parents turn to zombies and come here as a teen barley knowing right from wrong and only thing you know is the few books you found? No.
English
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"I'm not trying to compete with who had a worse past but at 13 years old (he ages faster than humans,) I was working in the laboratory where my parents and I worked when there was a bright flash and I woke up in the woods. Turns out this is a different dimension. In the first two months before I taught myself English, my animal-like appearance and the fact I spoke a different language got me into a lot of trouble... Considering it was only two years ago I don't like going into full detail..."
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*sighs* sorry for that
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"On a lighter note... I have no idea how I got this meatball sub." *He holds up a meatball sub.* "I literally didn't have this until two seconds ago... Do you want some?" (Classic Sketch... Keeping himself happy and sane by ignoring his past and blocking it out with comedy and insane behavior.)
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No thank you I'm on a strict meal time.
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"Okay..." *He tosses the meatball sub into some nearby bushes.* "I only eat fish and birds... I strictly do not eat mammals."
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*catches the sub before it hits the bushes* Ooh, this looks good.
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That's interesting
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"Where I came from mammals and lizards walked on two legs and talked like me... For some reason birds and fish didn't... I think it's due to lack of appendages that can turn into hands through evolution... Also fish can't breath air..."
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I think I can get you back home
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"I'm not sure. I've had people try with both magic and technology."
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What ever.
