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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/4/2016 4:35:23 PM
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*A portal appears in the center of the courtyard*
*Mortar comes out in regular clothes eating a piece of pizza.*
Guys! You need to try this!
[spoiler]Open[/spoiler]
English
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[i]JT had spotted Mortar and walked over to him, curious as to what he was going on about. [/i]"Try what?"
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This place up in Jersey, called Carluccios! You may want to look less... Cowboyish if you wanna come.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/4/2016 11:04:03 PM*Sketch seems to literally appear out of nowhere and snatches the pizza out of your hand with his mouth. He starts to run away on all fours but then gets back up onto two legs.*
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*looks surprised* YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED!
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"I was bored!" *He jumps into some nearby bushes.*
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Well... I'll give ya a pass since people are freaked out at abnormal things. *Points at his normal clothes.*
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*He walks out of the bushes. He has pizza sauce all over his mouth.* "Yeah, I know. My first two months in this dimension were terrible. I had to teach myself English to keep people from killing me..."
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I can get you a slice if you want
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"No thanks, I already got my own."
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Yea, I see that. *walks through portal to get another slice*
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"Hmmm..." *His eyes turn grey and he goes back to his cardboard box.*
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*A pizza box is tossed through the portal into the cardboard box*
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*Coming from inside the cardboard box. "Thanks Mortar!"
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[b]I follow you out of the portal.[/b] You were right, this is really good
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You haven't lived until you've had their coal-oven pizza!
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I can now confirm that
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*sips coke*
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*sips coke zero *
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*Wants the last word so he eats all the ice cubes, giving him a brain freeze*
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Aw i wanted some of that ice
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Don't you have some in your cup?
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I took no ice :-(
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Oh, umm... Okay then
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No its not okay
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Fine, have some ice. *looks in his pack and pulls out a bag of ice*
