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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 2:31:59 AM
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*shrugs, then my boombox begins playing outside*
yeaaaaaa
*takes a swig of Orange Death, begins halucinating*
oh.... unicorn zombies. ok.
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[b]you see me climb out of the well, drunk[/b] What?! What are you tal -*hic* - talking about-- [b]I begin hallucinating too[/b] ..What the hell didd you *hic* p-put in that shiit?
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a dash of [i]Holy Shit[/i], some o______o; the most potent alcohol in this reality, some Evil Juice, a drink that literally eats glass, some Tang and some OJ. then I added some Satan Triumphant peppers. just one bite kills normal humans. *shrugs* The PTB pay me for this stuff whenever they try to get God herself drunk. It sometimes works.
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Holy hell...
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Indeed. Lucy Ferr swears by this stuff.
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Too bad I won't remember it! [b]I fall on my face[/b]
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*stares at your body for a bit before gathering a brief ritual to resurrect you* ummm... OOGGAAA BOOGGGAAA!!!!! I CALL UPON THE ZOMBIE UNICORNS TO RESTORE THIS MAN!!!!!
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[b]I look up, still really dunk[/b] Whuut?
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IT WORKED!!! PRAISE KELLITH!!!!! *runs off shouting something about Kellith and unicorns.....* [i]The bottle of Orange Death still sits on the table......[/i]
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[b]I get up and stumble back down, and begin a drunken ramble[/b] What worked?! Did we save those children from the robots?
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*the children all nod before turning into pink squirrels that begin running up peoples' legs*
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Ah.. Good.. [b]I begin trying to get up again[/b]
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*helps you up* now.... *puts on new song*
